093 - LOL PLZ BACKDATE TO SHORTLY AFTER THE END OF THE LAST FLOOD // Voice.

[bythe_books]

[Warden Filter]
I need a pint, a whiskey, an entire bottle of house red, don't care. I just want to have a drink and forget we're on the bloody Barge for a few hours.

...

That's an invitation to join, by the way.

[Private to Prefect]
We're gonna take a few days in the CES once you're out of there.

[Private to the Admiral]This probably isn't

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Private

[buywithme]

Haven't I suffered enough, Comrade?

Private

[bythe_books]

I'm your warden. It's my job to make you suffer.

Private

[buywithme]

Comrade, if you insist on making me go into the CES when I am recovered, then I will roll out of bed and re-injure myself and never recover ever.

I shall befriend Martha and live in the infirmary forever.

Private

[bythe_books]

Look, I promise there won't be any bears.

Good luck with that. I hear she likes to give a lot of hugs.

Private

[buywithme]

That's not a promise you can reliably keep, Comrade.

I have broken ribs. You can't hug someone with broken ribs.

Private

[bythe_books]

Yeah, I-- [sigh] I'll try to, anyway. Maybe we can get lucky and wind up on a football green.

She'll try. You're better off coming with me.

Private

[buywithme]

[Add your own long suffering sigh.]

Okay, Comrade. I suppose I fear bears less than I fear repetitive hugging.

Private

[bythe_books]

At least the bear's never hurt us.

Private

[buywithme]

That's true, I suppose. I still don't trust them, though.

Private

[bythe_books]

....yeah, me neither.