086 - Bears and Breasts. [Voice]

[bythe_books]

[Retroactively Warden Filtered]

This-- this? Is a bloody disgrace. I can't believe I'm even--

Alright.

Look.

I get that this is some... some kinda topsy turvy Willy Wonka world where nothing makes sense, but this is just absurd, even for "the Barge". Our genders should NOT have a negative impact on our ability to warden properly and

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I know you're talking about Kirk

[captain_jtkirk]

What if I can have sex and Warden at the same time?

...yeah :c RAYNE WAS THE ONE THAT SET HIM OFF, THOUGH

[bythe_books]

Then you're multi-talented and we should all applaud you.

Damnit Rayne :|

[captain_jtkirk]

Clearly.

Honestly Sam, what did you expect?

[bythe_books]

Dunno... Class? Decency? Professionalism?

[captain_jtkirk]

Sometimes you gotta let your hair down a little bit.

[bythe_books]

Not while there's a job to do. After, maybe, and even then... try not to make an open solicitation again? At least... I dunno, filter it to the other wardens. The inmates don't need to see us behaving like that.

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm not entirely sure what you think I should've been doing as a Warden. I checked to make sure that my Inmate's fine. Actually, she came to me, so I'd say that we're doing pretty good. Better than a lot of people here. She doesn't need counseling about growing a dick.

[bythe_books]

Yeah, again, that's not really the part I had a big problem with. It was the open solicitation for sex.

[captain_jtkirk]

It's not like I'm charging people for it. I have the right to have consenting sex wherever I want. I'm not hitting up my own Inmate for it, I agree that's a horrible abuse of power, but otherwise I don't claim to have authority over anyone else's Inmate.

Sam wouldn't be saying this if he remembered his pals in Warden-Inmate relationships

[bythe_books]

I just think that sort of behaviour blurs the lines between wardens and inmates. We can get on with them, yeah, but we shouldn't be getting too friendly with them. There's a professional line that should be maintained.

Lol too bad he doesn't know Kirk and Shego have already done it

[captain_jtkirk]

If it's not your Inmate and the Inmate's Warden doesn't think it's going to impede the rehabilitation and all parties maintain open communication and respect all rules and boundaries, I don't see how it matters.