Sam Tyler's Warden Suggestion Box

[bythe_books]

Warden Suggestion BoxSince we're all on different schedules, I thought it best to work out standard Policies and Procedures for proper Wardening, expectations for Inmate behaviour, rules & regulations, and consequences for breaking said rules here. This way, we can establish some consistency and fairness

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Anonymously thinking up reasons why Sam might do things he wants.

[buywithme]

I get really bored really easily on the Barge, perhaps we could have some kind of mandatory work program? Where I was from, Prisons would have their inmates learn skills such as carpentry, or making license plates for cars, or even stitching together high quality sports gear and equipment for the discriminating and thrifty buyer!

Also, maybe we should have set meal times? To give life here a little more structure and community and get everyone into one place at the same time to listen to me preach at them and prevent gangs and cliques forming.

Sam's mad at Prefect right now... so it's good he's anonymous!

[bythe_books]

I think if we have Inmates do any work, it should be more... useful to the setting than that. What would we do with all that stuff?

Right. And that'd make it easier to stop a fight-- since the Dining Hall seems to be the place for those.

Awww, Prefect's just being enterprising!

[buywithme]

Sell it! We could use the sports equipment to set up sports teams! Perhaps a barge wide five a side league!

And YES! If everyone eats at the same time, all the Wardens will be there to watch over all the inmates! The threat will be inbuilt! There's a reason why most Prisons operate the way they do!

Sam got attacked with one of Prefect's products >(

[bythe_books]

Er... we'll see.

Bye bye crappy attempts at anonymity!

[buywithme]

Great! Once more unto the breach Comrade!

BUT HE WAS SO SUBTLE BEFORE!

[bythe_books]

Why don't you just sign your comments with name while you're at it?

PREFECT IS A MASTER OF DISGUISE!

[buywithme]

I have an excellent selection of cheeses I can sell you if you're interested in an accompaniment to that whine.

-Prefect

Do you want to unleash the EMO, Prefect?

[bythe_books]

Funny. You and the clown swap jokes?

That depends... does the EMO partake in retail therapy?

[buywithme]

Not funny. Just because I trade with someone doesn't mean I want to have anything else to do with them.

It's too sad to...

[bythe_books]

You're not trading with him anymore.

DDDDD:

[buywithme]

...excuse me?...

Re: DDDDD:

[bythe_books]

I don't know how I can put it any simpler than that.

[buywithme]

Just try and stop me! Why not? Why NOW?

[bythe_books]

Because your pal from the circus attacked me with something he got from you!

[buywithme]

...

The pencil sharpener? Or the safety razor? how about if I start selling nothing but cuddly toys and we wait and see how long it takes for him to smother someone with them? Dangerous people can be dangerous with anything, whether or not I sell to them.

[bythe_books]

The wire.

That's not an excuse. What did you think he was going to do with the things you gave him?