[mm; room 823]
Being a woman was an enlightening experience, but it's not something Max wants to deal with ever again.
First of all, he couldn't go anywhere without wearing a bra, and those things are not comfortable no matter what the commercials say.
Second of all, that whole "losing my virginity again" thing was painful, and he was sore for a whole day after that.
More painful than that, though, was his catfight with Ninety-Nine. Hair-pulling during a fight is totally not as hot as it looks.
So yeah, by the time a few days had passed, Max was done. Then Bar finally started changing people back and he was very thankful.
He may or may not have given the bartop a kiss.
(He did.)
Now, he's loafing around in all his braless glory, sprawled out on the couch in Ben's room with Alice settled on his stomach. She's chewing happily on a twig he brought in from outside, and when she abandons the twig in favor of the hem of Max's shirt, he doesn't notice.
He's busy wondering what, exactly, has Ben acting strangely this time. Ever since the sex change thing, Ben's been acting the way he usually acts when something's bothering him, and it's usually something he doesn't want to talk about - so Max hasn't asked.
First of all, he couldn't go anywhere without wearing a bra, and those things are not comfortable no matter what the commercials say.
Second of all, that whole "losing my virginity again" thing was painful, and he was sore for a whole day after that.
More painful than that, though, was his catfight with Ninety-Nine. Hair-pulling during a fight is totally not as hot as it looks.
So yeah, by the time a few days had passed, Max was done. Then Bar finally started changing people back and he was very thankful.
He may or may not have given the bartop a kiss.
(He did.)
Now, he's loafing around in all his braless glory, sprawled out on the couch in Ben's room with Alice settled on his stomach. She's chewing happily on a twig he brought in from outside, and when she abandons the twig in favor of the hem of Max's shirt, he doesn't notice.
He's busy wondering what, exactly, has Ben acting strangely this time. Ever since the sex change thing, Ben's been acting the way he usually acts when something's bothering him, and it's usually something he doesn't want to talk about - so Max hasn't asked.