Unpleasent Stuff, stuff, and more stuff.
There's only one of me here. I'm not going to be able to take care of all of your concerns.
Did you want me to hold your hand while you peed as well?
OK, so I'm ending my Pennsic trip two days early, so that I can attend a meeting where you will make my job unnecessarily complex, and make our retention rates drop. Do you guys remember what the term "bad practice" means? Do you know what "job satisfaction" means? Just so we understand each other, you can't replace me. I can replace you... once someone local starts hiring.
I think I made your job more complex. I'm sorry.
And this is why I get annoyed when you don't take care of yourself.
OK, you don't want to be right there, right now.
Don't stand so close to me. No, seriously. And while I appreciate the gesture, panties are still mandatory in my classroom.
You are not mandatory in my classroom. These last few days when you did not show up have been very productive.
Please understand something, dude. This is very, very important. I call your wife beautiful, and she believes me. You call her fat, and she believes you. You are not being a good husband, but you have nothing to fear from me. Your wife, on the other hand, may have better things to do.
I can't explain how tired I am of your hypocrisy. If all you've said is true, then I'm not the one going to hell.
If I have to explain that kids deserve better than this, then you have real problems.
Did you want me to hold your hand while you peed as well?
OK, so I'm ending my Pennsic trip two days early, so that I can attend a meeting where you will make my job unnecessarily complex, and make our retention rates drop. Do you guys remember what the term "bad practice" means? Do you know what "job satisfaction" means? Just so we understand each other, you can't replace me. I can replace you... once someone local starts hiring.
I think I made your job more complex. I'm sorry.
And this is why I get annoyed when you don't take care of yourself.
OK, you don't want to be right there, right now.
Don't stand so close to me. No, seriously. And while I appreciate the gesture, panties are still mandatory in my classroom.
You are not mandatory in my classroom. These last few days when you did not show up have been very productive.
Please understand something, dude. This is very, very important. I call your wife beautiful, and she believes me. You call her fat, and she believes you. You are not being a good husband, but you have nothing to fear from me. Your wife, on the other hand, may have better things to do.
I can't explain how tired I am of your hypocrisy. If all you've said is true, then I'm not the one going to hell.
If I have to explain that kids deserve better than this, then you have real problems.