Jan 21, 2008 13:25
Why do I need a blog!? Why? I'll tell you!
My grandkids wanted me out of the house again! I spend enough time at that crummy saloon and the park, already! When I complained about that, they told me to go on the inner nets! How am I supposed to know what a inner net is!? We didn't need inner nets growing up... we got on just fine So they told me to go to the Library!
And this annoying young man kept trying to get me to touch his 'mouse', but it looked more like soap on a string... outrageous! Finally he told me to just use this type writer... even though it's showing up on a TV instead of paper! When I told him to put some paper in it... he told me to just use the printer. I didn't see a printer anywhere in here! So I threw bird seed at him! Teach him some respect for his elders! Bah!
I don't even know what a blog is anyways! I could just keep a journal on my own, if I wanted! Then I could talk about that waitress all I wanted!