Round 2

Aug 13, 2008 10:56

9 words women use

1. Fine - This word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing - This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!!!!

5. Loud Sigh - This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Pkay - This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when youw ill pay for your mistakes.

7. Thanks - A wman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true unless she says 'thanks a lot' - it is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say you're wecome. That will bring on whatever.)

8. Whatever - Is a women's way of saying the "f" word you! And we're not talking about word number 1.

9. Don't worry about it, I got it - Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'what's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to #3.
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