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1 Headshot || Phone / Action (ie, worst intro in history)

Sep 20, 2011 12:13

*Sniper awoke in a bed that A) Wasn't his camper, B) Wasn't in any base he could remember, and C) there was a woman down the hall that looked dead. And not in the normal "I've been blown to pieces" way either, the falling apart and lurching around kind. This would be a prime opportunity to put a bullet through her head, if only he could find his ( Read more... )

i miss my camper, !mayfield, cm: blu pyro, cm: blu scout, cm: red spy, cm: bugs bunny, cm: tom ripley, zombies everywhere, cm: crowley, when in doubt blame scout

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[phone] freakinblur September 20 2011, 21:07:28 UTC

[Oh wow for reals?! It's been AGES by Snipes is back?!

However, first order of business: trolololol.]

Yer gonna have ta find me first, pally!

[phone] bye_to_yer_head September 20 2011, 21:18:12 UTC

Shouldn't be too hard, I can almost hear you from here. Wherever here is.

*Liessssss.*

freakinblur September 20 2011, 21:21:02 UTC

Yeah, see, that's the funny thing. Ya don't remember bein' here, do ya? Ain't surprised. Well, good luck findin' yer way all the zombies first.

bye_to_yer_head September 20 2011, 21:32:52 UTC

Don't remember what? Yer makin' less sense than usual, an' I didn't think that was possible.

freakinblur September 21 2011, 16:01:21 UTC

Lotta people show up here after bein' gone awhile don't remember. It don't matter. An' I'm guessin' ya just got here today? 'S fine. Yer just in time. I'll get ya a gun. We got a zombie problem in this town.

bye_to_yer_head September 21 2011, 17:14:47 UTC

So I noticed. This place always so cheerful?

freakinblur September 21 2011, 18:47:11 UTC

It goes from bein' dead borin' to "Boy I sure am sick 'a these mind games" pretty randomly. Usually 'round holidays.

bye_to_yer_head September 21 2011, 18:57:38 UTC

Mind games? Think I moight prefer th' zombies.

.....Pyro was sayin' everyone's meetin' at the hospital. You there too?

freakinblur September 21 2011, 19:06:05 UTC

Yep. Keepin' the place secure 'n' safe!

bye_to_yer_head September 21 2011, 21:23:41 UTC

Hn. Guess I should head that way. Need t' get myself a gun. Feel roight strange without one.

Or my uniform.

freakinblur September 22 2011, 15:46:03 UTC

Uniform I can't help ya with. Gun's a lot easier.

bye_to_yer_head September 22 2011, 16:52:02 UTC

Why, you jus' happen t' have one?

freakinblur September 23 2011, 12:51:59 UTC

Of course! Ya think I don't live in a place like this without stockin' up? Zombies 'r new but they ain't a surprise.

bye_to_yer_head September 24 2011, 02:06:01 UTC

This place just keeps sounding better an' better.

Guess I'll be seein' you at th' hospital, mate.

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