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MY WISDOM TEETH ARE OUT.
/punches them.
My adventures include: hysterically crying coming out of anesthesia (IS THAT EVEN NORMAL), not being able to talk (obviously), my mother forgetting to pick up my vicodin (so now i have percocet), and having to deal with drooling of the consistency of BLOOOOOOD all while there's some incredibly hot turkish guy in my kitchen discussing manly things like ~granite~ countertops with my mother.
I SEE YOU PLANNING THIS TIMING, MOTHER, AND I HATE YOU FOR IT!!!!
/punches them.
My adventures include: hysterically crying coming out of anesthesia (IS THAT EVEN NORMAL), not being able to talk (obviously), my mother forgetting to pick up my vicodin (so now i have percocet), and having to deal with drooling of the consistency of BLOOOOOOD all while there's some incredibly hot turkish guy in my kitchen discussing manly things like ~granite~ countertops with my mother.
I SEE YOU PLANNING THIS TIMING, MOTHER, AND I HATE YOU FOR IT!!!!