[There is totally a noseprint on the screen because what are fucking cameras they are miracles and Lark can't see them. Also it's pointed at something over there.
It's a cat. An out of focus cat.]
Highlord Fordring! Knight Larkspur Plagueheart of the Blade at your service.
[The cat yawns and falls asleep. ...He's not the cat.]
I wouldn't say need, but I would like... some sort of status update about what's going on back on Azeroth. I've been here for a over year and have had no concrete news from home.
It's a cat. An out of focus cat.]
Highlord Fordring! Knight Larkspur Plagueheart of the Blade at your service.
[The cat yawns and falls asleep. ...He's not the cat.]
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Greetings, Knight Larkspur. [Pause.] That's a nice cat you have.
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Thanks. ...Which one is it? Can't see which way this fucking thing is pointing.
[It's a calico.]
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Oh. That's probably Patches.
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Did you need something, sir?
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