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You scored as Christian.
Christian
85%
Cult
70%
Jewish
65%
Catholic
65%
Buddhist
35%
Anarchist
20%
Religion
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A christian huh? Go figure. But coming in at a close second....cult. You may call me "Brother Brent X." I would like to state for the record that I am unshamedly and unapologetically christian, but I AM ashamed of most christians that I run across. For you history buffs, remember when the teachings of Jesus were a MOVEMENT? A REVOLUTION? Not a BUILDING or a DOGMA. Oh wait, its still like that in many places of the world. There are statistically more martyrs of the christian faith today than there has been over the last 2000 years. But here in the good ol US of A, most christians are too busy wading in the pool of self righteous cow shit to actually demonstrate any true love or compassion for anyone. Fuck I have to stop talking, because Im going to get myself mad. Im going to sit here and wait for the call from my "special friend." SHHHHWIIIIING!
(*For those of you who said 'Wayne's World,' stretch your hand towards the sky with your palm facing behind you and swing down to pat yourself on the back. Everybody else, subtract two points and skip a turn.)
Christian
85%
Cult
70%
Jewish
65%
Catholic
65%
Buddhist
35%
Anarchist
20%
Religion
created with QuizFarm.com
A christian huh? Go figure. But coming in at a close second....cult. You may call me "Brother Brent X." I would like to state for the record that I am unshamedly and unapologetically christian, but I AM ashamed of most christians that I run across. For you history buffs, remember when the teachings of Jesus were a MOVEMENT? A REVOLUTION? Not a BUILDING or a DOGMA. Oh wait, its still like that in many places of the world. There are statistically more martyrs of the christian faith today than there has been over the last 2000 years. But here in the good ol US of A, most christians are too busy wading in the pool of self righteous cow shit to actually demonstrate any true love or compassion for anyone. Fuck I have to stop talking, because Im going to get myself mad. Im going to sit here and wait for the call from my "special friend." SHHHHWIIIIING!
(*For those of you who said 'Wayne's World,' stretch your hand towards the sky with your palm facing behind you and swing down to pat yourself on the back. Everybody else, subtract two points and skip a turn.)