Best...line...ever!

[byakugan_babe]

Okay, so there I was in the club, when this guy walks up and is all like "Hey, if I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?" I was all flattered and junk, and told him that I wouldn't take offense to it at all...and then I got the joke! Oh wow was that good!

Um...hey...this isn't my t-shirt...and this isn't my computer. This kind of looks like a dorm room...weird. I don't remember not going home...