Jan 09, 2006 23:23
So there I was, with Gavin, we met at the dance studio. Fake ID, I am so old enough bitch...mini skirt, corset top, Gavin's jacket, shin high Docs. Guy called me "Shorty" so I called him "Bigjobs" and he totally gave me a drink so I totally drank it. Dancing...lots of dancing, with Gavin, with new friends. Guy kept giving me drinks...kept drinking them. Hot in the club, got on the table, lots of happy people, dancing people...Guy grabbed my ass..said "Hey Shorty nice ass" so I said "Hands off the goods Bigjobs!" and he was all like "Whatever, skank!" so I was all like "Get your hand off my bum or I'll kick you in the face!" and he didn't, so I did! Guy was all bleeding and shit and Gavin was all flippin' cause I was laughing...then Gavin grabbed me and threw me over his shoulder and stuffed me in some guys trunk and they dropped me off and he said "Remember Little Hina, nothing happened. Shh, remember that!" so I shook my head and promised I'd remember that.
So yeah, SHHHHH! WE GOTTA REMEMBER, nothing happened!