[IC Contact] Kupo Kupo Answering Machine

[by_your_leave]

[ Silence at the end of the line, at first. Then an awkward, offtune humming begins, though instead of being wordless it appears to be someone repeating the single word 'kupo' on loop for about ten seconds. Abruptly, the toneless burbling stops, and an entirely too perky voice pipes up. ]

"Greetings, Kupo! This is Moggie! Sir Fratley can't answer you right now, but leave a message and he'll get back to you as soon as he can, kupo!!"