Enemas and unadulterated gasps of pleasure...I hate being a caregiver.

Feb 24, 2007 15:30

(15:03) [deathstar461] hey there
(15:05) [deathstar461] lol... I was driving around today, and was thinking of you giving that woman her enima, and then realized, that I now knew what the term "ass-spulunker" meant :-p
[Wings_For_Marie] lol
(15:07) [deathstar461] whats up?
[Wings_For_Marie] i think these fuckers are getting aroused my enemas
[Wings_For_Marie] that one yesterday was breathing a little too heavy
(15:08) [deathstar461] lol.. that cant be good
[Wings_For_Marie] lol
(15:08) [deathstar461] maybe repressded homosexuality
[Wings_For_Marie] I think so
[Wings_For_Marie] seriously
(15:08) [deathstar461] oh hey- check this out
(15:08) [deathstar461] http://www.last.fm/user/deathstar461/
[Wings_For_Marie] He was liking it
(15:08) [deathstar461] its this online music thing, that synchs with my mp3 player playlists
[Wings_For_Marie] I know the difference in liking and just breathing hard out of discomfort
(15:08) [deathstar461] so you can see what Ive been listening to lately

(15:08) [deathstar461] lol
(15:09) [deathstar461] "OH YES.... DEUCHE MY ASS!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!"
[Wings_For_Marie] We could start a buisness.instead of meals on wheals
[Wings_For_Marie] thrills on wheels
(15:09) [deathstar461] lol... we can call it... A Enemia!
[Wings_For_Marie] that could be the name of our band
[Wings_For_Marie] lmao
(15:09) [deathstar461] there ya go
(15:09) [deathstar461] have you ever heard of GG Allin?
[Wings_For_Marie] suck fucking puppies
[Wings_For_Marie] i have yes
(15:10) [deathstar461] lol... sounds like something he'd do... Enemas on wheels
[Wings_For_Marie] lol
(15:10) [deathstar461] except he'd probably be giving them oraly
[Wings_For_Marie] ew
[Wings_For_Marie] nice
(15:11) [deathstar461] taking a mouthfull of laxitive, and spitting it directly into some old guys asshole
[Wings_For_Marie] hot
[Wings_For_Marie] lmao
(15:11) [deathstar461] lol oh yeah
[Wings_For_Marie] Seriously

[Wings_For_Marie] This guy was fucking bent over and liking it. And when I had to wipe him off, his cock kept twitching against the top of my hand. He was all grins and blushes.lol
(15:12) [deathstar461] ehhhhwww
[Wings_For_Marie] I know the sigh of inexplicable pleasure when I hear it
(15:12) [deathstar461] that would just make me feel so uncomfortable, me doing something like that to an old guy, and him liking it
(15:13) [deathstar461] I just hope Im not like that when Im old
[Wings_For_Marie] Oh yeah
(15:13) [deathstar461] lol- check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJmH9D3ke1w
[Wings_For_Marie] And it made me very uncomfortable
[Wings_For_Marie] Especially since he was packing wood the whole procedure
(15:14) [deathstar461] I dont even want to think about that
(15:14) [deathstar461] lol
[Wings_For_Marie] lol
[Wings_For_Marie] Good times.
(15:15) [deathstar461] oh yeah
(15:15) [deathstar461] so what have you been up to today?
[Wings_For_Marie] Nothing
(15:15) [deathstar461] fun
(15:15) [deathstar461] did you check out that video link?
[Wings_For_Marie] Yeah
[Wings_For_Marie] cool

(15:16) [deathstar461] lol... Chinee No Rikey Jerr-O!
[Wings_For_Marie] Just trying to clear the image of saggy nuts out of my mind
(15:16) [deathstar461] *brrrrr*
[Wings_For_Marie] Heh
(15:17) [deathstar461] I like this last fm thing... you can synch your playlists to it, see what other people are listeing to
[Wings_For_Marie] yeah
[Wings_For_Marie] i saved yours to the faves on the internet explorer
(15:19) [deathstar461] awesome
(15:19) [deathstar461] now you can stalk my music! lol
[Wings_For_Marie] And you can burn more shit for me
[Wings_For_Marie] lmao
(15:19) [deathstar461] then forward it to spyware!
(15:19) [deathstar461] :-p
(15:20) [deathstar461] lol... Ive been watching the music video for the Rolling Stone's Harlem Shuffle... its halarious
[Wings_For_Marie] Yeah
(15:20) [deathstar461] no one in that video is having a good time
[Wings_For_Marie] It is

(15:21) [deathstar461] I have a friend.... he worships about 4 bands: Iggy Pop, the Ramones, The Rolling Stones, and GG Allin
[Wings_For_Marie] lol
(15:22) [deathstar461] he's a drunken dumbass, but has all sorts of interesting stories
[Wings_For_Marie] They always do
(15:22) [deathstar461] he used to be best friends with GG Allin... and would somtimes talk to him about babysitting of all things
[Wings_For_Marie] I used to smoke dope with this old bitch when I was 15
[Wings_For_Marie] She had great stories
(15:22) [deathstar461] I can imagine
[Wings_For_Marie] Fucking ex groupie
(15:23) [deathstar461] ahhh... which band?
[Wings_For_Marie] Floyd and the stones
(15:23) [deathstar461] ahhh
(15:23) [deathstar461] yeah, I can imagine some good stories there
(15:23) [deathstar461] like the time Sid Barret freaked out and had a bad trip, and killed one of their drummers
[Wings_For_Marie] She would roll the fatest fucking Cheech and Chong joints

(15:24) [deathstar461] lol
[Wings_For_Marie] I did too many drugs when I was a kid. Lol
[Wings_For_Marie] But had many unforgettable experiences
(15:25) [deathstar461] there ya go... you now have stories to tell your kids
[Wings_For_Marie] Ha!
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