Fourth Stormy Night

[by_side]

It seems that there is a lot of excitement today... Humans can be scarier than wolves.

Aha... Staying in the garden seems like the best idea, after all.

Comments

[whatizurproblem]

A talking goat? Has man violated you in some kinda way?

[by_side]

Mm, yes. Everyone is surprised by it, but I've always been like this.

I'm not sure what you mean by violated, though...

[whatizurproblem]

Experimented, given a li'l ol'voice box.

Are you possessed?

[by_side]

... I don't.. think so.

I never really thought about it.

[whatizurproblem]

There's a sayin' where I come from, if the goat's talkin' in the barn, you better go eat it.

[one_of_heaven]

And a saying, where I hail from.

If the human is picking on the goat, its spleen would best be served cold with caviar.

[by_side]

Caviar?

... Are you feeling better?

[one_of_heaven]

...mmmmm.

Humans. Such intricate creations. Beware stoves today, little thing. Leeches hunger.

[by_side]

Leeches... Those black things in the river, right?

I was worried about you... Sometimes when I'm not feeling well I eat clover, but I don't think angels and goats work the same way, so I don't know how to help...

[one_of_heaven]

Yare-yare, little thing.

Clover's rather pretty - but oranges are best. Come be pet. ^__^

[by_side]

Ah, oranges? There are oranges in the garden. Would you like me to bring some?

[one_of_heaven]

[one_of_heaven]

...cute.

[by_side]

Hm.. I'll bring you some, then.

[by_side]

I don't want to be eaten... And I'm not in a barn.