Why can't I turn this off?
Is there something fundamentally wrong with me that I CANNOT stop watching the Bachelor? I mean, I seriously cringe while I'm watching the show the entire way through. this guys is a total tool. I can't handle it, yet I can't stop watching it. Like, I had to pick up David from the airport and I was SO ANGRY that his flight was delayed and I was going to miss it. Thank my luck stars that Dancing With the Stars uses that extra 20 minutes or whatever to show off Joey Fatone's dancing skills (which I also love btw), so I didn't miss anything after all. Sweet! I'm saying right now that Amber is going home. I'll probably still be typing this when the show ends, so we'll see. I'll keep y'all posted just in case no one is as into the show as I am. Lame.
In any case, we are all settled in here in Cleveland, OH. The weather is absolutely beautiful! I haven't been outside much or driven around much. I did 3 trips to the airport and one exasparating trip to the bank. Seriously, Chase Bank is on the top of my list of things that don't add to the ease of my job. Like, if my bank account is Chase and I have a Chase debit card and Chase checks, why oh why does it take 2 hours of me calling places, plus getting my New York bankers involved, plus waiting in line to speak with 4 different people to get money out of said Chase account. Whatev. Makes me love my Bank of America more, that's for sure.
Anyway, this hotel is beautiful! The rooms are giagantic and have pretty flat screen tvs, which make me happy. And that's right, I said tvS. I have like a whole apartment here at the Embassy Suites! A bedroom and a living room and tvs in both. Awesomeness. Also, Nick's mom sent flowers which is about the nicest thing ever! It made my mom happy that I was being looked after here in the Forest City. (Who knew? I read it on a sign on the way into the city). They are coming to the show on Friday, so holla at that.
*pause for a Bachelor update* good lord, why is this 23 year-old girl on this show. She's like a teenager. Holy hell.
Back to normal life...Cleveland is also known as the Metropolis of the Western Reserve and C-town. What did this world do before Wikipedia. If I had wanted to type this entry like 15 years ago, I would have had to walk out of my room and all the way into the kitchen pantry where we kept all of our Funk and Wagnalls Enclyclopedias that we bought at Kroger and looked it up in like Volume 13 of the encyclopedia. I probably would have been distracted by wanting a Coca or something, so I never would have made it that far and would have never learned so much about Cleveland. God bless the internet.
But, I digress (shockingly), everyone seems in good spirits here, which always makes life easier. Tomorrow will be payroll and such, then we'll check on the load in and start up at Playhouse Square. Also, opening party! Hooray!
My lips are super chapped. What's up with that? There is not enough Chapstick in the world to keep them happy. They will just have to make do with the wine.
Ahhhhhh! Rose Ceremony time! Brilliant. I bet we see lots of tears tonight. Awesome. Tessa's first, shocker. Bevin! Wow, I thought the divorce might through him off. Way to be a man of the millenium. I love this guy that comes out to say, "Final Rose tonight!" I want his job! I bet he makes more than I do and only has to work 4 seconds a week! Danielle! I knew it! Her dress is pretty horrifying though. I don't like it. But, I do feel bad for them, I mean, they do have to get all prom-y like every week. Amber looks way angry. Sheesh, you're only 23! Wow, she's giving him the "I had the most amazing day OF MY LIFE yesterday" speech. He's like WTF, you're 5, I can't handle it because I'm a Navy Seal Diver/Doctor. Why are all these girl surprised that he has to choose one girl? Okay, I'll stop my play by play, because I'm sure the 3 of you who are reading this are like, WOULD YOU QUIT IT PLEASE? But I will say as a closing note that I doubt this was the most dramatic goodbye EVER!
After my great night of tv, I have to go wrap my Katie's present and put it in the mail. She's going to be 5 on Wednesday, who can handle that?! I sure can't. I also need to call my aunt to see how my cousin Meredith's shower went. Who loves weddings? I do! Alright, well, my tv time is over, so I shall put my computer away and start getting ready for bedtime. Night from America's North Coast!
In any case, we are all settled in here in Cleveland, OH. The weather is absolutely beautiful! I haven't been outside much or driven around much. I did 3 trips to the airport and one exasparating trip to the bank. Seriously, Chase Bank is on the top of my list of things that don't add to the ease of my job. Like, if my bank account is Chase and I have a Chase debit card and Chase checks, why oh why does it take 2 hours of me calling places, plus getting my New York bankers involved, plus waiting in line to speak with 4 different people to get money out of said Chase account. Whatev. Makes me love my Bank of America more, that's for sure.
Anyway, this hotel is beautiful! The rooms are giagantic and have pretty flat screen tvs, which make me happy. And that's right, I said tvS. I have like a whole apartment here at the Embassy Suites! A bedroom and a living room and tvs in both. Awesomeness. Also, Nick's mom sent flowers which is about the nicest thing ever! It made my mom happy that I was being looked after here in the Forest City. (Who knew? I read it on a sign on the way into the city). They are coming to the show on Friday, so holla at that.
*pause for a Bachelor update* good lord, why is this 23 year-old girl on this show. She's like a teenager. Holy hell.
Back to normal life...Cleveland is also known as the Metropolis of the Western Reserve and C-town. What did this world do before Wikipedia. If I had wanted to type this entry like 15 years ago, I would have had to walk out of my room and all the way into the kitchen pantry where we kept all of our Funk and Wagnalls Enclyclopedias that we bought at Kroger and looked it up in like Volume 13 of the encyclopedia. I probably would have been distracted by wanting a Coca or something, so I never would have made it that far and would have never learned so much about Cleveland. God bless the internet.
But, I digress (shockingly), everyone seems in good spirits here, which always makes life easier. Tomorrow will be payroll and such, then we'll check on the load in and start up at Playhouse Square. Also, opening party! Hooray!
My lips are super chapped. What's up with that? There is not enough Chapstick in the world to keep them happy. They will just have to make do with the wine.
Ahhhhhh! Rose Ceremony time! Brilliant. I bet we see lots of tears tonight. Awesome. Tessa's first, shocker. Bevin! Wow, I thought the divorce might through him off. Way to be a man of the millenium. I love this guy that comes out to say, "Final Rose tonight!" I want his job! I bet he makes more than I do and only has to work 4 seconds a week! Danielle! I knew it! Her dress is pretty horrifying though. I don't like it. But, I do feel bad for them, I mean, they do have to get all prom-y like every week. Amber looks way angry. Sheesh, you're only 23! Wow, she's giving him the "I had the most amazing day OF MY LIFE yesterday" speech. He's like WTF, you're 5, I can't handle it because I'm a Navy Seal Diver/Doctor. Why are all these girl surprised that he has to choose one girl? Okay, I'll stop my play by play, because I'm sure the 3 of you who are reading this are like, WOULD YOU QUIT IT PLEASE? But I will say as a closing note that I doubt this was the most dramatic goodbye EVER!
After my great night of tv, I have to go wrap my Katie's present and put it in the mail. She's going to be 5 on Wednesday, who can handle that?! I sure can't. I also need to call my aunt to see how my cousin Meredith's shower went. Who loves weddings? I do! Alright, well, my tv time is over, so I shall put my computer away and start getting ready for bedtime. Night from America's North Coast!