W-what...?
Okay most messed up dream ever. I'm trying to get it down before I forget.
So it started in my house. I think I was alone, and someone came to the door. I don't remember if it was already opened or if I opened it, but there was this crazy dude dressed in purple who looked like the Mad Hatter. He had this giant llama goat thing, and there was a lot of hair hanging from under his chin. Mat Hatter asked me to come with them and I refused because well... they're freaky.
Upon refusing the llama came into t he house and used the hair under his chin to grab me around the waist and hoist me up in the air, and they simply carried me out. I protested and wiggled around but that llama had a tight hold on me. Then he started talking to me. He had a deep voice, like the voice cartoons always give God. LOL I didn't listen to what he said because I was just like "Woah a talking llama."
I felt kind of weird being carried by the llama and I wondered how my weight wasn't ripping the hair right out. But then I felt a seat behind me, kind of like a metal bar hanging from his neck, but you can't see the bar when you look at Llama, you can only feel it. So I sat down in order to relieve the weight on his hair.
It was at night and we were walking down the street, and Mad Hatter explained something to me - I forgot what, but it got me to cooperate. Then they said they needed Antonia too. I led them to her house, which was conveniently like, across the street. (I wish XD) By now, Llama had let me go because he knew I wouldn't run away.
Antonia's door was wide open, and we tried to enter - Mad Hatter first. But he was stopped but this little blue thing. It was this plant, fully animated with a face and everything. She (yes it was a girl) was all huffy because of intruders, but then she recognized me and let us right in.
The house was massive! And beautifully furnished. Llama and Mad Hatter kind of raided the place looking for Antonia, who was apparently, not home. I lost interest and just took a tour. Every room was big, and beautifully furnished. She had a chandelier in her dining room, and a table to seat eight. There were a ton of stairs with simple banisters (looked like it was made of maple - perfect choice for Antonia ;D), and each set of stairs had a different colour carpet. I found the TV room and ended up watching satellite for while, while I heard ruckus coming from the rest of the house (caused by Mad Hatter and Llama of course, and the little blue plant trying to get them to leave).
Slowly I began to realized just how complicated the house layout was. The rooms were very strangely organized and there were stairs going every which way. It was like her house was a maze! I ended up having a ton of fun sliding down all the stair banisters I could find. I even flew right passed a large group of people who were staying in Antonia's house.
Then I woke up because I thought I might have overslept and was late for work (again).
So it started in my house. I think I was alone, and someone came to the door. I don't remember if it was already opened or if I opened it, but there was this crazy dude dressed in purple who looked like the Mad Hatter. He had this giant llama goat thing, and there was a lot of hair hanging from under his chin. Mat Hatter asked me to come with them and I refused because well... they're freaky.
Upon refusing the llama came into t he house and used the hair under his chin to grab me around the waist and hoist me up in the air, and they simply carried me out. I protested and wiggled around but that llama had a tight hold on me. Then he started talking to me. He had a deep voice, like the voice cartoons always give God. LOL I didn't listen to what he said because I was just like "Woah a talking llama."
I felt kind of weird being carried by the llama and I wondered how my weight wasn't ripping the hair right out. But then I felt a seat behind me, kind of like a metal bar hanging from his neck, but you can't see the bar when you look at Llama, you can only feel it. So I sat down in order to relieve the weight on his hair.
It was at night and we were walking down the street, and Mad Hatter explained something to me - I forgot what, but it got me to cooperate. Then they said they needed Antonia too. I led them to her house, which was conveniently like, across the street. (I wish XD) By now, Llama had let me go because he knew I wouldn't run away.
Antonia's door was wide open, and we tried to enter - Mad Hatter first. But he was stopped but this little blue thing. It was this plant, fully animated with a face and everything. She (yes it was a girl) was all huffy because of intruders, but then she recognized me and let us right in.
The house was massive! And beautifully furnished. Llama and Mad Hatter kind of raided the place looking for Antonia, who was apparently, not home. I lost interest and just took a tour. Every room was big, and beautifully furnished. She had a chandelier in her dining room, and a table to seat eight. There were a ton of stairs with simple banisters (looked like it was made of maple - perfect choice for Antonia ;D), and each set of stairs had a different colour carpet. I found the TV room and ended up watching satellite for while, while I heard ruckus coming from the rest of the house (caused by Mad Hatter and Llama of course, and the little blue plant trying to get them to leave).
Slowly I began to realized just how complicated the house layout was. The rooms were very strangely organized and there were stairs going every which way. It was like her house was a maze! I ended up having a ton of fun sliding down all the stair banisters I could find. I even flew right passed a large group of people who were staying in Antonia's house.
Then I woke up because I thought I might have overslept and was late for work (again).