Plot Bunny | Jack Harkness, Nazis, Mysterious Artefact = do you know where this is going?
I have the "Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy from Company B" stuck in my head!
Okay, random plot carrot time:
John Barrowman was lead singing Nazi in the Producers remake.
So, take a blond Nazi John Barrowman...
...and send Jack Harkness behind enemy lines during World War II, investigating (in his very special way) for Torchwood claims that Adolf Hitler was using other-worldly technology and assorted maumbo jumbo to take over the world
...spear of destiny, anyone?
...and, of course, Jack gets behind enemy lines as a performer in whatever the Nazi equivalent of ENSA was. (ENSA was the troop entertainment in WWII Britain, somewhat meanly called Every Night Something Awful)...
(ooh, random extra nifty idea)
...who else is interested in strange items of dubious provenance?
...well, it could be Indiana Jones (or the gay Nazi who keeps feeling Rene up in 'Allo 'Allo while hunting down the fallen Madonna with the big boobies, but I would kill you for that. I'm certainly not amused with my brane right now)...
...explosions, other-worldly technology...
...and perhaps some angst about device that could get Jack to the Doctor faster, but he must destroy it for The Good of Humanity...
How about that? It actually sounds rather nifty, but I have other things to get on with, honest. Really, I have Other Things, so I need to stop speculating now-ish or Ray and Turnbull will never get their rocks off again!
Okay, random plot carrot time:
John Barrowman was lead singing Nazi in the Producers remake.
So, take a blond Nazi John Barrowman...
...and send Jack Harkness behind enemy lines during World War II, investigating (in his very special way) for Torchwood claims that Adolf Hitler was using other-worldly technology and assorted maumbo jumbo to take over the world
...spear of destiny, anyone?
...and, of course, Jack gets behind enemy lines as a performer in whatever the Nazi equivalent of ENSA was. (ENSA was the troop entertainment in WWII Britain, somewhat meanly called Every Night Something Awful)...
(ooh, random extra nifty idea)
...who else is interested in strange items of dubious provenance?
...well, it could be Indiana Jones (or the gay Nazi who keeps feeling Rene up in 'Allo 'Allo while hunting down the fallen Madonna with the big boobies, but I would kill you for that. I'm certainly not amused with my brane right now)...
...explosions, other-worldly technology...
...and perhaps some angst about device that could get Jack to the Doctor faster, but he must destroy it for The Good of Humanity...
How about that? It actually sounds rather nifty, but I have other things to get on with, honest. Really, I have Other Things, so I need to stop speculating now-ish or Ray and Turnbull will never get their rocks off again!