Hmmm...

[buzzylittleb]

I'm in two minds about the ds_flashfiction totally insane badfic challenge

On one hand:

1. It looks fun
   
2. I could come up with some crackalicious prompt

On the other hand:

1. I am meant to be revising
   
2. I am meant to be doing my Law essay
   
3. The creative organ isn't doing very well right now
   
4. I really don't want to write some of the prompts to the power n.
   

Time to get back to

Comments

[lozenger8]

Ahh. I see your problem.

I, too, am terrified about getting some of those prompts because I know I just can't do them justice. Also, nc-17 is just not me.

I still say you do it, though. Bwahaha.

[buzzylittleb]

I think I'm going to get down on the "I'm too sodding exhausted" front.

The whole story-telling organ has been kind of quiet and fagged out of late. i.e. now I might be able to swing the time to get something done.

[mondschein1]

...oy, I did not even think of that. *quivers* Some of them ARE dropping ratings on them, aren't they? And I can't write smut. It is not that I won't, I just CAN'T. *starts to panic*

[buzzylittleb]

Maybe we have a solution here. How more crackalicious would it be if you had somebody who can write smut for back-up?

*can't believe she just said that*

[mondschein1]

Are you offering?

Of course, this would also be the world's big opportunity to make me do it and laugh at me. :P

[buzzylittleb]

Quite possibly.

I was beginning to think I'd offended you.

*remembers a pair of somebodies method of fic writing: "exchange file, add more porn, repeat"*

This could be the world's biggest opportunity to cause total roadcrash fic.

[mondschein1]

Heeee, Me, I am pretty much unoffendable; I'm just scarable. And I am not scared if I don't have to write porn.

Roadcrash? What, you mean like, "Ray and Fraser were driving along in the GTO and arguing. Ray crashed into a passing cactus, who was in Chicago on the trail of the poachers of its fellow desert animals. Ray said, 'Oh, fuck,' and was generally upset. Fraser scrutinized him for a while, then decided that cactuses turned him on. Though the cactus had long since gone along on its merry way, the back of Ray's head did look like a cactus if he squinted. A very -- ah, blond cactus. So then Fraser had sex with Ray. And Ray said, 'Huh. What a way to pass the time.' And then he had sex with Fraser. And then they realized that Dief was outside yelping very loudly. It turns out that Dief prefers fraternizing with cactuses to watching humans fornicate, and had gone off in pursuit of the cactus. Unfortunately, he only got rather a lot of spines in his nose for his trouble."

[buzzylittleb]

I _liked_ that.

*laughs*

I was going more for "disasterous and yet compelling"

"Look at them, Fraser."

"Ah."

"Rubbernecking like that, they're holding up the traffic and whammo roadcrash, burning wreckage, one wheel running off from the wreckage. Why does one wheel always roll away from the wreck?"

"I think you've been watching too much television, Ray, and it has clouded your judgement, I for one have never seen such a scenario."

"Yeah, but you live in moose-world, and it's hard to pile up with cariboo, they moo too much."

"Carribou don't moo, Ray."

"What I meant was they're going to cause an accident if they don't stop looking at whatever it is."

"Ah, perhaps we should endeavour to redirect traffic to a more auspicious route."

"Yeah, but let's see what's going on over there first."

[mondschein1]

Ah, so the story is the pile-up of cars that are not at all caribou?

[buzzylittleb]

Yes, it will fill everyone with "shock and awe" hopefully of the Harvey kind.

[mondschein1]

Harvey? HARVEY WHO?

Also, have you noticed that none of this is actually showing up on your comment page?

[buzzylittleb]

Harvey the Giant Rabbit.

From "Harvey"

*eyeroll*

I see all. *points to icon*

[mondschein1]

*is still clueless, but proceeds to look it up*

Oh, well, I'm just cute. I don't have any supernatural powers. And I'm not even cute all the time. :P

[buzzylittleb]

Harvey, famous movie with James Stewart and a six foot invisible rabbit. When people "see" Harvey they are in "shock and awe" of him...

Nothing wrong with cute.

[_unhurt_]

'harvey' is such a good film. it makes me grin like an idiot, every single time.