is that pimento loaf?

[buzzkill]

for some reason when im drunk, i like to post retarded song lyrics and give shout outs to everyone in my crew.
whatever.
nice defense buddy.

i'm starting to get annoyed with people asking me if i'm going to iraq or when i'm going to iraq or what it's like in the bush or if i'm scared, so i'm getting creative with my responses. that and everyone assumes since i'm in the military, i'm like a right-wing fascist now.

caitlin: so i've been watching the news and i was wondering if you might be going to iraq.

ian: yeah, i'm going next week.

caitlin: aren't you scared?

ian: why should i be scared? i'm not about to have my country annhilated.

caitlin: so do you know what you are going to be doing?

ian: basically, we are going to roll in there guns blazing and destroy everything that looks like a terrorist or terrorist-related. which basically means everything and everyone but the sand.

caitlin: lol. good, kill those fuckers

ian: oh, don't worry... its gonna be a safari. i'll make sure i get a couple civillian non-combatants for ya.

caitlin: hahaha

america is evil. so is blind patriotism. and war-mongering zealots. but at least gas will be way cheaper right?