been a long time....huh
So yeah, I know it's been a while. I have been completely uninspired to write anything. I am committing myself to at least one post a week now. No matter how boring I think the post is going to be.
#1 A story for you:
A friend of mine went to go hookup with this guy. He got to the house and everything seemed fine. He said the guy was a little queeny, but he really did'nt care all that much. (it's hard to hear their lisp with a dick in their mouth) So they went upstairs to the guys bedroom. They started to kiss, and the queen stopped him an and said "not so rough...I'll teach you how to kiss." He then lightly rubbed their lips together. My friend was a little creeped out by this "lesson". They had just got undressed and made it to the bed when a little dog made it into the room. The queen said "Laura, get out of here. Go back downstairs." My friend said "Laura is an unusual name for a dog." The queen replied "Oh, she's named after the first lady." Then mumbled something about gay republicans. My friend promptly stopped what he was doing, put back on his clothes, and made up some reason why he had to leave. As far as I know, none of my friends will give any pleasure to a republican.
#2 Star run in:
As I was working the other night a lady walked in that looked kinda familiar. I watched her for a second or two before realizing it was actually Becky Queen of Carpets! I almost did'nt recognize her without the crown. I stopped her at one point to make sure it was her. She was extremely nice. I told her that I had meet her before about a year ago at the "Art Prom". I said that we had basically mobbed her so we could each take a picture with her. She asked if I still had the pictures. I told her that they were on my computer somewhere. She got kind of excited and wrote down her e-mail address for me so I could send her copies of the pics. If anyone runs into her, please don't tell her that we just ripped out all our carpet and redid the hardwood floors! heh
#1 A story for you:
A friend of mine went to go hookup with this guy. He got to the house and everything seemed fine. He said the guy was a little queeny, but he really did'nt care all that much. (it's hard to hear their lisp with a dick in their mouth) So they went upstairs to the guys bedroom. They started to kiss, and the queen stopped him an and said "not so rough...I'll teach you how to kiss." He then lightly rubbed their lips together. My friend was a little creeped out by this "lesson". They had just got undressed and made it to the bed when a little dog made it into the room. The queen said "Laura, get out of here. Go back downstairs." My friend said "Laura is an unusual name for a dog." The queen replied "Oh, she's named after the first lady." Then mumbled something about gay republicans. My friend promptly stopped what he was doing, put back on his clothes, and made up some reason why he had to leave. As far as I know, none of my friends will give any pleasure to a republican.
#2 Star run in:
As I was working the other night a lady walked in that looked kinda familiar. I watched her for a second or two before realizing it was actually Becky Queen of Carpets! I almost did'nt recognize her without the crown. I stopped her at one point to make sure it was her. She was extremely nice. I told her that I had meet her before about a year ago at the "Art Prom". I said that we had basically mobbed her so we could each take a picture with her. She asked if I still had the pictures. I told her that they were on my computer somewhere. She got kind of excited and wrote down her e-mail address for me so I could send her copies of the pics. If anyone runs into her, please don't tell her that we just ripped out all our carpet and redid the hardwood floors! heh