I'm certifiably insane.

Jun 27, 2012 02:33

Okay, since July 1st of last year, I've been slightly vigilant about saving my receipts. for no other fucking reason than I can. The only ones I haven't kept were the ones I get from my Amazon orders. Also the ones I accidentally threw out, which could account for a few, and the ones that my coworkers forget to give me or ones I have to throw out at work so people don't question me and ask if I've been stealing from work. Because employee theft is a huge thing, yo.

But, hey, whatever, at least I can be like, "Hah, I bought Tangled on July 3rd, 2011," and you'll all be like DAMN, THAT BITCHES BRAIN BE FLY. A lot of the reason I bring it up is because my Beauty and the Beast keepsake box was filled to the brim with receipts. It would not hold anymore receipts, and that was a tragedy :C So now my receipts are in sandwich bags, separated by a very random system that only *I* would understand.

Anyways, to add crazy to mental instability, I went through and found out I've bought 37 movies so far this year, not including pre-orders and ones I just ordered today, which would bring it up to 44 movies this year, which is fucking nuts, because we're barely halfway through the year. Gagasdlfkja. Also, holy run-on sentence, Batman!

But, seriously. I collect the weirdest damn things. Receipts, pennies, and movies. I have a problem.

movies, i have no life, i have a problem

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