what does it do? It does DEATH!"*
By that same logic, shouldn't something called "Spam Assassin" actually assassinate spam?
It's at times like this I regret not being an IT geek. Sure, the art major sounded right sexy at the time, but every so often I curse my carefully cultivated sense of aesthetic and long for a prowess in computer science.
Time to study-up on this Assassin that will only label spam and not slay it with an assortment of terribly cool and exotic weaponry...
*(shamelessly stolen from the
Right Honorable Mr. Izzard.)