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Meth Coffee Launches with Super Caffeinated Brew
Wednesday January 10, 9:23 am ET
SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 10 /PRNewswire/ -- Meth Coffee, a rebel coffee company in San Francisco, opened for business today with the launch of its hard- hitting coffee roast for energy addicts and caffeine freaks. Meth's super- caffeinated beans are amplified by the addition of yerba mate, a powerful natural stimulant and antioxidant used by shamans of the Amazon for boosting stamina and mental clarity. Boasting an intense buzz and cocoa-tobacco finish, Meth Coffee is fresh-roasted within 48 hours of shipment to jumpstart workaholics, thrill seekers, artists, and subversives seeking an exciting new fuel for their endeavors.
Unique Taste and Buzz with Antioxidants
The flavor of Meth Coffee's Arabian and South American beans with yerba mate starts as a smooth, herbaceous attack that runs to a soft tobacco-cocoa finish. Yerba mate's presence produces a gradual buzz arc for periods of intense play and creativity that some drinkers find more cerebral than coffee alone. Research has shown that yerba mate contains mateine, an alkaloid stimulant similar to those found in coffee and chocolate, as well as significant antioxidant and anti-inflammatory compounds.
Meth Coffee's Origin
Meth Coffee was the brainchild of a self-styled anarchist, caffeine addict, and conspiracy theorist known only as The Roaster.
"I see the corporate 'corner cafe' coffee klatch scene as guilty of lulling drinkers with mediocre beans, burnt roasts, and free napkins -- it's psychotronic mind control, pure and simple," said The Roaster. "Combining the smoothest beans with yerba mate's animal buzz has created an intense new drug for coffee addicts who are searching for the highest quality junk."
Where to Buy Meth Coffee
Meth Coffee is available immediately on the Internet at $12 per 10-ounce bag in ground or whole beans at www.methcoffee.com/coffee.
About Meth Coffee
Founded in San Francisco, Calif. in 2006, Meth Coffee comprises paranoid conspiracy theorists, headbangers, goths, and other caffeine freaks dedicated to detonating the typical gourmet coffee scene. A hand-crafted blend of super-caffeinated coffee beans and yerba mate, a powerful natural stimulant and antioxidant kept secret by Amazonian shamans for centuries, Meth's intense formula is guaranteed to enhance energy and concentration for coffee addicts, spazzes, and workaholics. Meth Coffee is fresh-roasted within 48 hours of shipment and can be purchased online at www.methcoffee.com/coffee. Affiliate and dealer programs available. For more information, visit www.methcoffee.com/coffee.
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My birthday's coming up! *looking hopeful* :)
BY THE WAY, I have done something alarming to my LJ (because I'm an IDIOT!) so if you're wondering why I haven't been posting more lately, check my LJ for all my recent entries.
Wednesday January 10, 9:23 am ET
SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 10 /PRNewswire/ -- Meth Coffee, a rebel coffee company in San Francisco, opened for business today with the launch of its hard- hitting coffee roast for energy addicts and caffeine freaks. Meth's super- caffeinated beans are amplified by the addition of yerba mate, a powerful natural stimulant and antioxidant used by shamans of the Amazon for boosting stamina and mental clarity. Boasting an intense buzz and cocoa-tobacco finish, Meth Coffee is fresh-roasted within 48 hours of shipment to jumpstart workaholics, thrill seekers, artists, and subversives seeking an exciting new fuel for their endeavors.
Unique Taste and Buzz with Antioxidants
The flavor of Meth Coffee's Arabian and South American beans with yerba mate starts as a smooth, herbaceous attack that runs to a soft tobacco-cocoa finish. Yerba mate's presence produces a gradual buzz arc for periods of intense play and creativity that some drinkers find more cerebral than coffee alone. Research has shown that yerba mate contains mateine, an alkaloid stimulant similar to those found in coffee and chocolate, as well as significant antioxidant and anti-inflammatory compounds.
Meth Coffee's Origin
Meth Coffee was the brainchild of a self-styled anarchist, caffeine addict, and conspiracy theorist known only as The Roaster.
"I see the corporate 'corner cafe' coffee klatch scene as guilty of lulling drinkers with mediocre beans, burnt roasts, and free napkins -- it's psychotronic mind control, pure and simple," said The Roaster. "Combining the smoothest beans with yerba mate's animal buzz has created an intense new drug for coffee addicts who are searching for the highest quality junk."
Where to Buy Meth Coffee
Meth Coffee is available immediately on the Internet at $12 per 10-ounce bag in ground or whole beans at www.methcoffee.com/coffee.
About Meth Coffee
Founded in San Francisco, Calif. in 2006, Meth Coffee comprises paranoid conspiracy theorists, headbangers, goths, and other caffeine freaks dedicated to detonating the typical gourmet coffee scene. A hand-crafted blend of super-caffeinated coffee beans and yerba mate, a powerful natural stimulant and antioxidant kept secret by Amazonian shamans for centuries, Meth's intense formula is guaranteed to enhance energy and concentration for coffee addicts, spazzes, and workaholics. Meth Coffee is fresh-roasted within 48 hours of shipment and can be purchased online at www.methcoffee.com/coffee. Affiliate and dealer programs available. For more information, visit www.methcoffee.com/coffee.
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My birthday's coming up! *looking hopeful* :)
BY THE WAY, I have done something alarming to my LJ (because I'm an IDIOT!) so if you're wondering why I haven't been posting more lately, check my LJ for all my recent entries.