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[Video opens on one of the steep forested hills of the Camp. The shot is unstable and the cameraman lets out the kind of giggle that might suggest some heavy inebriation.
On the hill, there's a flash of bright, synthetic colour and motion, then a moment later the image becomes clear. At a FRIGHTENINGLY FAST PACE, two Kayaks are rushing down the heavily wooded hill. Their riders are both laughing uncontrollably, while simultaneously attempting to fire slingshots at one another.
This looks dangerous, right? WELL, a moment later that theory is to be proven correct, as one of the Kayaks takes a dip. The front of it jams into a crevice under a rock, and the rider is suddenly jolted out of it, and made airborne. As he hits the hard earth of the hill a few feet forward, and begins the unceremonious roll down the remainder of the hill towards the cameraman, it becomes quickly apparent that this is none other than John Prefect. Behind him, the other Kayak's rider lets out a crow of victory, before crashing into a tree. As he falls to the side, his identity is revealed as the one and only, Iago!
As Prefect finally crashes into the legs of the Camera, they're both laughing so hard that neither of them can speak for a minute. Then Prefect rolls over onto his back and points at the camera]
And that, is fuckin' Kayakquest, Solo! Thanks for asking!
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On the hill, there's a flash of bright, synthetic colour and motion, then a moment later the image becomes clear. At a FRIGHTENINGLY FAST PACE, two Kayaks are rushing down the heavily wooded hill. Their riders are both laughing uncontrollably, while simultaneously attempting to fire slingshots at one another.
This looks dangerous, right? WELL, a moment later that theory is to be proven correct, as one of the Kayaks takes a dip. The front of it jams into a crevice under a rock, and the rider is suddenly jolted out of it, and made airborne. As he hits the hard earth of the hill a few feet forward, and begins the unceremonious roll down the remainder of the hill towards the cameraman, it becomes quickly apparent that this is none other than John Prefect. Behind him, the other Kayak's rider lets out a crow of victory, before crashing into a tree. As he falls to the side, his identity is revealed as the one and only, Iago!
As Prefect finally crashes into the legs of the Camera, they're both laughing so hard that neither of them can speak for a minute. Then Prefect rolls over onto his back and points at the camera]
And that, is fuckin' Kayakquest, Solo! Thanks for asking!
[Feel free to comment or spam here! Multiples all welcome!]