[[look ma, no feet!]]
let's see eljay, what can i tell you today?
hmmm, how about...
my sex drive has gone completely crazy...
after i finish typey typey i will go masturbate until i die because, mmmm sex.
also!
today and for many days prior
i have been thinking about metaphors for my life.
here are some:
-every time i start singing along with a song i come in four bars early. metaphor for my life.
-whilst cleaning the pool with nicholas andrews chatfield-taylor, i am working, working, working, and my dad says, "emily, nick is the best pool cleaner, ever. you are mediocre."
metaphor for my life.
-at all times there are 250 pounds of flour in my basement for my papa who is a mad baker. and we have moths in everything in my house. except for the 250 pounds of uncovered flour in the basement which nothing ruins ever.
metaphor for my life.
-the other day i saw the rotting carcass of a pigeon.
metaphor for my life.
metaphor for someone else's life:
-when your sister left you had a lot more room in your apartment.
metaphor for your life.
next subject!:
i think everyone has a moment in their life when they, "christ i want the cock." most ignore it. i also think everyone has a moment when they say, "mmmm, vagina." others ignore this instinct. i know i am oversimplifying but i am in a good mood. so shut yr piehole, pieface.
let's see, eljay... anything else?
well, ill tell you my plans for the night!:
crazy masturbation
followed by imbibing some nyquil to sate my sniffles and bounce.
then television and to sleep before ten.
oh, i am old. i am old.
my trousers ain’t rolled but that isn’t really a problem.
(who caught my reference! eh? eh?)
and!:
tomorrow i have a big ugly test. and then
i am calling the boy who works at little pie company because i want free pie.
!
hmmm, how about...
my sex drive has gone completely crazy...
after i finish typey typey i will go masturbate until i die because, mmmm sex.
also!
today and for many days prior
i have been thinking about metaphors for my life.
here are some:
-every time i start singing along with a song i come in four bars early. metaphor for my life.
-whilst cleaning the pool with nicholas andrews chatfield-taylor, i am working, working, working, and my dad says, "emily, nick is the best pool cleaner, ever. you are mediocre."
metaphor for my life.
-at all times there are 250 pounds of flour in my basement for my papa who is a mad baker. and we have moths in everything in my house. except for the 250 pounds of uncovered flour in the basement which nothing ruins ever.
metaphor for my life.
-the other day i saw the rotting carcass of a pigeon.
metaphor for my life.
metaphor for someone else's life:
-when your sister left you had a lot more room in your apartment.
metaphor for your life.
next subject!:
i think everyone has a moment in their life when they, "christ i want the cock." most ignore it. i also think everyone has a moment when they say, "mmmm, vagina." others ignore this instinct. i know i am oversimplifying but i am in a good mood. so shut yr piehole, pieface.
let's see, eljay... anything else?
well, ill tell you my plans for the night!:
crazy masturbation
followed by imbibing some nyquil to sate my sniffles and bounce.
then television and to sleep before ten.
oh, i am old. i am old.
my trousers ain’t rolled but that isn’t really a problem.
(who caught my reference! eh? eh?)
and!:
tomorrow i have a big ugly test. and then
i am calling the boy who works at little pie company because i want free pie.
!