[[please, please, please let me get what i want]]

[buymykidney]

hey there, you, you over there,

my name is emily and i am careless.
i lost my cellphone a few days ago,
i am on the verizon telephonic service,
and i was wondering if any of you have an extra verizon phone
floating around your lives.
if you did and you wanted to give it to me,
it would save me a lot of money.
and would win you my undieing appreciation.
i'm willing to trade,
or perhaps even pay some kind of as yet to be determined fee.

thank you for your time,
emilyn.