Cat walking

Jun 14, 2012 23:18

I should say something about my wonderful wife especially since our anniversary was yesterday.

Well I spent my anniversary going to work...then study the bible, heard my brother give a bible reading at his congregation and other religious stuff. That was about it. I talked to Lindy which was amazing. She is amazing and wonderful. Okay it isn't that I can't forever about how much I like Lindy but no one wants to read that. And I should have been in the shower a while ago before it gets too late. So I must move on.

Now for the REAL entry.

So Justin called me

It went something like this.

Sam: Hi Justin! You called at a great time!

Justin: why is that?

Sam: I am about to go outside with two cats!

Justin: Are you sure this is a good time?

Sam: THIS IS GOING TO BE CRAZY! HAHAHA!!!!

(Skipping a few things mainly because I forget)

Sam: Mikan is rolling around a lot because the harness is weird and a little loose.

Justin: Is he escaping.

Sam: Nope just rolling and purring.

(Skipping)

Sam: Good thing Tybalt's harness is long!

(Skipping)

Sam: uh oh...
Justin: Is something wrong.
Sam: I hope they don't want to wrestle...nope

(skipping)

Sam: Mikan what are you doing in that bush?! Tybalt, where are you going?! AAAAAAAA Tybalt is walking down the street. Mikan you have to come here. HAHA Tybalt's leash is so long! He is in the hard two houses over and MIkan is still in the rock garden in front of my house. Tybalt is now wondering why it is pulling. AAAAAAA He has it going around two corners. HAHAHAHA Justin just a sec. Mikan is bouncing around because we have reached the length limit.

(Puts Justin in pocket and does stuff. And skipping a lot of Justin. I didn't make this post for the conversation)

Sam: I think I won't walk two cats by myself anymore. The problem is that if one goes out the other will want to REALLY badly. Also Lindy won't be here for a little bit.
Sam: Okay I got them together again.

(moments later)

Sam: Mikan is two yards over again. Okay the house next to our house has steps that it shares with the next house after that. Tybalt is next to those steps. Then the next house after that has steps shared with the house AFTER THAT. MIkan is going down those steps. Tybalt is lying down and Mikan is trying to explore.Okay I can't go further. Mikan DON'T FALL!!! HAHA
Justin: Is he okay?
Sam: yes he landed on his feet.
Justin: well he is a cat.
Sam: Okay I need to fix this again. Just a sec.

(Skip)

Sam: I like how Tybalt is just sitting there ignoring all of this. Sorry about all this. I am going to end this madness soon. Okay Mikan is playing with Tybalt's leash. Now he is trying to eat it. Now he is playing with the one holding him. Now he is eating Tybalt's again. This is funny maybe I won;t end this madness.
Sam: Mikan is eating the string again.
Justin: Maybe he is trying to escape.
Sam: No, he is biting at Tybalt's again. He things the string is fun and he likes how it bounces when he hits it. Then he wants to eat it.

(Not long after)

Sam: Okay Mikan's harness is coming off. I need to end this madness. Come on Tybalt. Mikan don't go anywhere. Sorry Justin. Should I call you back or is it okay if I put you in my pants again?
Justin: ...
...You can put me in your pants.
Sam: Thanks!

Sam: Mikan Stop..Don't...Tybalt Come on! Fine. Tybalt Stay right there! Don't go anywhere! I will be right back! (Runs away)

Well I think that went well! I am happy.

I promise no cats were in any real danger at anytime during this.

Miss America: Jasna
Man of the Hour: Me (Because I have an awesome amazing body!)
Miss Japan: Mia

For anyone who wants to hear the song that I am listening to...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AULG4MoYxQk
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