The End Of The World Is Coming
No, seriously, it is. C'mon, why don't you believe me? I mean, look, I'm updating *twice* in the same day. If that isn't 'End-Of-The-World' worthy, than one is? That and I'm on this really freaky huge Yu-Gi-Oh kick that sprang out of no where. I mean... really. No where. Well, probably sprang from the fact that that was what I watched when I was sick and dying... Still...
It's Yu-Gi-Oh. That's just wrong, man. Wrong.
Yeah, okay, posting something else to keep Myers happy... Oh, Steph! We are so asking her if we can do that!
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Okay, let me explain for all the confuzzled people out there. We were given a homework assignment to evesdrop on people and get 20 snippets of gossip. Mine including: "It's not polite to screw your neighbor", "And that was before Viagra!", "Intelectual midget", and "She was a nice man". Okay, so, yeah. My school is a little weird.
Well, Steph had this brilliant idea. Since Myers is such an easy going and awesome teacher, why not get her to approve a little project of ours? We both get 20 phrases we're allowed to say and that's it for the entire day. We need her permission so that it'll work during class. But that would be awesome! Anyways, we want the lines from movies.
1. I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man ( Tootsie )
2. Did I mention I'm utterly insane? ( American Psycho )
3. My secret weapon is PMS ( Buffy the Vampire Slayer )
4. She didn't marry your penis ( Twister )
5. Lovely party. Pity I wasn't invited ( Ace Venture: Pet Detective )
6. Next time you talk to yourself, tell yourself you're single and end the conversation ( While You Were Sleeping )
7. He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing ( Back to the Future )
8. Never touch another man's rhubarb ( Batman )
9. And y'know why they make cell phones so small? So you can lose them! ( Lethal Weapon 4 )
10. Happiness isn't happiness without a violin playing goat ( Notting Hill )
11. When I was your age television was called books ( Princess Bride )
12. Kill him, kill him your way! ( Princess Bride )
13. What I wouldn't give for a Holocaust Cloak ( Princess Bride... see a trend? )
14. I'm killing myself as soon as we reach the honeymoon suite ( Princess Bride )
15. Listen! Do you smell something? ( Ghostbusters )
16. When somebody asks you if you're a God, you say yes! ( Ghostbusters )
17. Ha! You fell for the old 'man-eating-toaster' trick! ( Ghostbusters II )
18. What about the twinkie? ( Ghostbusters )
19. Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything ( The Matrix )
20. That's my pie ( Revenge of the Nerds )
And some extras so we have some variety
1. Drugs are to the right, hookers are to the left ( Bachelor Party )
2. That's not a choice, that's a lack of options ( Armageddon )
3. The guy was humming his own theme song! ( Emperor's New Groove )
4. The light is green, the trap is clean ( Ghostbusters )
5. Each one of us is wearing an unlicense nuclear accelerator on his back ( Ghostbusters )
What fun this'll be...
It's Yu-Gi-Oh. That's just wrong, man. Wrong.
Yeah, okay, posting something else to keep Myers happy... Oh, Steph! We are so asking her if we can do that!
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Okay, let me explain for all the confuzzled people out there. We were given a homework assignment to evesdrop on people and get 20 snippets of gossip. Mine including: "It's not polite to screw your neighbor", "And that was before Viagra!", "Intelectual midget", and "She was a nice man". Okay, so, yeah. My school is a little weird.
Well, Steph had this brilliant idea. Since Myers is such an easy going and awesome teacher, why not get her to approve a little project of ours? We both get 20 phrases we're allowed to say and that's it for the entire day. We need her permission so that it'll work during class. But that would be awesome! Anyways, we want the lines from movies.
1. I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man ( Tootsie )
2. Did I mention I'm utterly insane? ( American Psycho )
3. My secret weapon is PMS ( Buffy the Vampire Slayer )
4. She didn't marry your penis ( Twister )
5. Lovely party. Pity I wasn't invited ( Ace Venture: Pet Detective )
6. Next time you talk to yourself, tell yourself you're single and end the conversation ( While You Were Sleeping )
7. He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing ( Back to the Future )
8. Never touch another man's rhubarb ( Batman )
9. And y'know why they make cell phones so small? So you can lose them! ( Lethal Weapon 4 )
10. Happiness isn't happiness without a violin playing goat ( Notting Hill )
11. When I was your age television was called books ( Princess Bride )
12. Kill him, kill him your way! ( Princess Bride )
13. What I wouldn't give for a Holocaust Cloak ( Princess Bride... see a trend? )
14. I'm killing myself as soon as we reach the honeymoon suite ( Princess Bride )
15. Listen! Do you smell something? ( Ghostbusters )
16. When somebody asks you if you're a God, you say yes! ( Ghostbusters )
17. Ha! You fell for the old 'man-eating-toaster' trick! ( Ghostbusters II )
18. What about the twinkie? ( Ghostbusters )
19. Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything ( The Matrix )
20. That's my pie ( Revenge of the Nerds )
And some extras so we have some variety
1. Drugs are to the right, hookers are to the left ( Bachelor Party )
2. That's not a choice, that's a lack of options ( Armageddon )
3. The guy was humming his own theme song! ( Emperor's New Groove )
4. The light is green, the trap is clean ( Ghostbusters )
5. Each one of us is wearing an unlicense nuclear accelerator on his back ( Ghostbusters )
What fun this'll be...