penis enlargement failure
so i got this penis pump i've been waiting for. i used it, but it didn't make it any nah bigger. it just made it limp like a noodle. now i have to walk around with my dick taped up to my stomach. its prety uncomforable at work and people don't really notice that i'm slouched over since my posture is like a god damn gimp anyways. i'm prety upset because now i can't proform my masterbation ritual that i normally do against my dads pillow case. so i can't jerk my pathetic weiner, but i can still finger out my loose butthole. i love my butthole.