extream jerkin!
today i got pulled over by the cops. they said i was swerving all over the road. i got a ticket for wreckless driving. i could be facing alot more fines nah. but luckly i was able to zip up before the officer was at my window.
it seems my dirty little habbit nah is now spilling over into my public life. even at work now i continue to masterbate. i go into the supply closet or nah the bathroom and spend a couple minutes running up a batch nah.
i got paid today. i think i'll go blow my money on some useless video game. or maybe i'll wait until about 2am and sneak out for that anal masterbator that i've been eyeballin at the porno shoppe nah!
i keep thinking about this time i exposed myself to this girl in a pool. i was with this girl i knew. somehow i managed to get her in a swiming pool with me. must of been a hot day or maybe i drugged her i can't recall. but then i suddenly came up with the hot idea to go in the house and jerk off to her image. my idea was that i'd get my self hard and then she'd be all about it. so you might be asking why couldn't i pop wood with a girl in the pool. cause shes a girl dumby, that doesn't turn me on. i have to go inside and rub on my knob to pictures of male models or watch trl. so i went inside and dropped my pants and fought my way through a jungle of black hair and found my prick but alas the persure i couldn't get it up. so i went back the pool. it was time for plan b. i just dropped my shorts. and wenched and got out of the pool. but i still had to take her home. i had the nerve to ask her, "so uh nah, how did i measure up?" yep i'm about as sick creepy and perverse as they come. true story, no joke, nah.
i have to say something. might as well be honest with myself. i masterbated to the image of a guy again. but thats okay cause i came up with an addition to my saying, "you aint queer till you do it twice, to the same picture."
so good news jesus still loves me. i love having this blog. it makes me feel like i'm a writer. i can have this space that no one knows about and be completly me. time to make the donuts. time to fist my ass!
it seems my dirty little habbit nah is now spilling over into my public life. even at work now i continue to masterbate. i go into the supply closet or nah the bathroom and spend a couple minutes running up a batch nah.
i got paid today. i think i'll go blow my money on some useless video game. or maybe i'll wait until about 2am and sneak out for that anal masterbator that i've been eyeballin at the porno shoppe nah!
i keep thinking about this time i exposed myself to this girl in a pool. i was with this girl i knew. somehow i managed to get her in a swiming pool with me. must of been a hot day or maybe i drugged her i can't recall. but then i suddenly came up with the hot idea to go in the house and jerk off to her image. my idea was that i'd get my self hard and then she'd be all about it. so you might be asking why couldn't i pop wood with a girl in the pool. cause shes a girl dumby, that doesn't turn me on. i have to go inside and rub on my knob to pictures of male models or watch trl. so i went inside and dropped my pants and fought my way through a jungle of black hair and found my prick but alas the persure i couldn't get it up. so i went back the pool. it was time for plan b. i just dropped my shorts. and wenched and got out of the pool. but i still had to take her home. i had the nerve to ask her, "so uh nah, how did i measure up?" yep i'm about as sick creepy and perverse as they come. true story, no joke, nah.
i have to say something. might as well be honest with myself. i masterbated to the image of a guy again. but thats okay cause i came up with an addition to my saying, "you aint queer till you do it twice, to the same picture."
so good news jesus still loves me. i love having this blog. it makes me feel like i'm a writer. i can have this space that no one knows about and be completly me. time to make the donuts. time to fist my ass!