i'm a smart guy
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i like to make up lies so that i'm more interesting. did i tell you i'm related to jack the ripper? my uncle is in the mob and i can have people killed, nah.
so my car was over heating at lunch today in the drive thru of sonic. but since i'm such a smart guy because my dad works at a car dealership i know a trick or two. i turned on my a/c to keep my car from overheating. yep, nothing like an extra load on the engine to keep a car from overheating. my friends say i'm a complete moron, and that i should turn on the heater to draw the heat away from the engine. nope that makes no uh nah sense to me. my daddy told me what to do, so it must be true. just like how my daddy tells me its okay and that jesus wants him to touch me. nah i love my daddy.
theres this guy at work who was pissing me off. he won't do what hes told. hes supossed to clean the cat shit and i'm on dog shit. he got it turned around so i told him, "hey up yours buddy."
yeah i stood up for myself. though i will never do that in a real situation i'll just be a puss bim. i like to run my mouth but when it comes to fighting i never have.
after work i went and got a new computer game i don't need, a new barrel for my paintball gun and some ankle hugger fag pants. i have to make my car payment i got bills and bills. actully i have just a car payment and insurance, after that i have money to blow. i could save my money so i could move outta my moms house but why? then i might have to re-aline my proception to the real world. on the other hand i could masterbate freely with the volume up. speaking of that other hand i think its time to slap my pethedic knob around. good night diary. i love you diary.
buttsexboy out!
i like to make up lies so that i'm more interesting. did i tell you i'm related to jack the ripper? my uncle is in the mob and i can have people killed, nah.
so my car was over heating at lunch today in the drive thru of sonic. but since i'm such a smart guy because my dad works at a car dealership i know a trick or two. i turned on my a/c to keep my car from overheating. yep, nothing like an extra load on the engine to keep a car from overheating. my friends say i'm a complete moron, and that i should turn on the heater to draw the heat away from the engine. nope that makes no uh nah sense to me. my daddy told me what to do, so it must be true. just like how my daddy tells me its okay and that jesus wants him to touch me. nah i love my daddy.
theres this guy at work who was pissing me off. he won't do what hes told. hes supossed to clean the cat shit and i'm on dog shit. he got it turned around so i told him, "hey up yours buddy."
yeah i stood up for myself. though i will never do that in a real situation i'll just be a puss bim. i like to run my mouth but when it comes to fighting i never have.
after work i went and got a new computer game i don't need, a new barrel for my paintball gun and some ankle hugger fag pants. i have to make my car payment i got bills and bills. actully i have just a car payment and insurance, after that i have money to blow. i could save my money so i could move outta my moms house but why? then i might have to re-aline my proception to the real world. on the other hand i could masterbate freely with the volume up. speaking of that other hand i think its time to slap my pethedic knob around. good night diary. i love you diary.
buttsexboy out!