012; 6 October 2022
I'm sure the lot of you whinging about the plight of the wizard in the face of the possibility that you won't get to play big brother the way you usually do are quite relieved at the events that have transpired the last few days. Don't worry - this will set progress with the Statute back a considerable amount, I'm sure. So for those of you worried about having to give us healthcare and all the modern conveniences of the Wizarding world, congratulations. This is a victory for you arrogant, selfish witches and wizards who think that we'll all react with curiosity, awe and greed.
Also, I think that all Gryffindors should just stay away from me. After the ordeal with Anna at lunchtime in which she charged me with trying to grope her, which is an obscene and baseless accusation, after "accidentally" spilling food on my head, I have had enough of your lot for a lifetime.
By the way, you punch like a fucking girl.
Also, I think that all Gryffindors should just stay away from me. After the ordeal with Anna at lunchtime in which she charged me with trying to grope her, which is an obscene and baseless accusation, after "accidentally" spilling food on my head, I have had enough of your lot for a lifetime.
By the way, you punch like a fucking girl.