011; 30 September 2022

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Some one's sodding cat threw up a hair ball on my Charms notes.

I would like to remind those of you in Slytherin that if you have animals wandering around the common room unattended, I will catch them and I will take them to the highest part of the school I can find and drop them out the window. So if you want your stupid kittens, toads, rats or

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Vivian wants to give you a kiss.

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Keep it away or I will break his wings.

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I'll just get a new owl then. And you're mean.

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I'll cut that one's head off.

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Oh dear, that sounds like it'd be slightly uncomfortable.

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I'd imagine so.

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Where do you come up with such splendid ideas anyway?

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I have a brain.

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Oh, I say, so do I! I do love it when we have so much in common, darling.

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I think that's where our similarities end. Mine functions and yours does not.

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How would you know that?

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It's just that obvious.

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Really? I could never tell.

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That's because your brain isn't functioning.