011; 30 September 2022

[buttonholed]

Some one's sodding cat threw up a hair ball on my Charms notes.

I would like to remind those of you in Slytherin that if you have animals wandering around the common room unattended, I will catch them and I will take them to the highest part of the school I can find and drop them out the window. So if you want your stupid kittens, toads, rats or

Comments

[celkin]

You can stay away from my cat! You already caused a lot of trouble.

[buttonholed]

Keep your cat away from me, then.

[celkin]

It's not that easy.

[buttonholed]

Do you think I'm taking the piss? I will throw your stupid cat out the window.

[celkin]

You barely see her now!

[buttonholed]

Good! I want to keep it that way.

[celkin]

I got that.

[buttonholed]

Well, I should hope so. Even you aren't that daft.

[celkin]

Then don't say it again.

[buttonholed]

I will to remind you.

[celkin]

I can just read what you wrote before.

[buttonholed]

Good. If you forget, I will remind you again though. And throw your cat out a window.

[celkin]

I can also read that!

[buttonholed]

Good.

Private to Nicholas Flowers

[on_the_cusp_of]

If you do that then someone along the lines of Starla Makenna Kirke will start deducting mass points from Slytherin and we won't win the House Cup this year. You could also be stripped of the captaincy if you started killing people's pets and Salazar knows we don't want Edward leading the team. Neither would be particularly useful. I'm not saying the pets aren't annoying although you seem disproportionately naffed off, as usual but the potential risks might not make offing them worth it.

Private to Scorpius

[buttonholed]

I don't recall asking for your or anyone else's counsel on the matter so you should kindly keep your opinions to yourself. I have the situation under control and don't need lecturing from a sixth year.