009; 15 September 2022

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For those of you interested in trying out for the Slytherin Quidditch team, we will be holding tryout sessions and practices every evening immediately following supper. Beginning this evening, we will a brief training session and beginning tomorrow, we will be judging for team positions. And by we will be judging I mean i will be judging. Do not be

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WHAT? What?

[buttonholed]

You can read, can't you?

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What's this about a new Seeker -- You've a ruddy charming sense of humour, darling. Knew you had it in you!

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I've given it some thought and I think you are right about my lack of humour, actually.

Private to Nicholas Flowers.

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What makes you think you're going to need a new Seeker?

Private to Edward.

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You've made one too many suggestive remarks about you not catching the Snitch.

Private to Nicholas Flowers.

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Well, we'll see, darling. Good luck finding a better Seeker.

Private to Edward.

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I doubt it will be hard.

Private to Nicholas Flowers.

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You just keep thinking that, sweetheart.

Private to Edward.

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Oh, I will. You should have seen Teddy Baker on the pitch the other day. A little honing and he'll make you look like a clown.

Private to Nicholas Flowers.

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But who will you have to give a sound beating to if Slytherin loses a match? I'm heartbroken.

Private to Edward.

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Don't worry. I'll still beat you.

Private to Nicholas Flowers.

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It's no fun like that.

Private to Edward.

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It's fun for me.

Private to Nicholas Flowers.

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You're not going to be able to find another Seeker as good as I am, so you just wait until we're wrestling in the common room again.

Private to Edward.

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You overestimate yourself.