Dec 29, 2005 00:50
fill up a beer bong wth liqud lust an pour it down ur dogs throatso he gets sick an has ur babys dady over for dinnerwere u all eat out of dog bowls at the table of justice wth the super friends an vomit wen the criptanite coms out of the closet an breaks the family dinner weddin into the shelf life of an autistick turtle NAMED STEVEN CRIST OUR SAVYORS SLITLY RETARDED YOUNGERBROTHER
Body: chuggyfuckwormsnackingon a deadfich so he wont get cancer but every body gets cancer anyways so its kinda fuckin useless but he does it anyways cuz he hates the jews
Body: one fuckin day in a town that was so very medeocore
thre was a man an his name was jeffary willinghamm mc bartelton the 3rd(but will calll him jeff)so one day jeff was walking down the side walk that was in the middle of the road wen he saw a snake an he said to the snake welll hey there little fella what r u donting on a side walk in the middle of a raod ina so very medeocore town on this fucking day?ann the snake said im just chilln nigga why u need to know bitch?! well it looks like some one is in a not so freindly mood to day said jeff
an the snake saidits not thet its just ur very impolite then jeffery said how so im i very im polite?an the snake said u didnt even bother to ask my name! oh im terrably srry mr snake what is ur name on this fine dayfuckingday the snake replide my name is manatee oh welll mr manatee what brings u to a sidewalk in the middle of the road in a town thatts o very medeocer on this fucking day?and mana tee replyd im a prostitut then jeffry said oh i see so u wanna party said the snake but jeffry was scepitcull about haveing sex wth a snake (becaouse he hade wonce herd that aids came about by a man having sex wth a monkkey)
so he said no an steped on the snake onthe side walkin the the middle ofthe road in a so very medeocer town on fucking day
jesuse crist thas my fucking godshitasseddamnfuckbuttsexwthasnakestorythetudidntfuckinglikebecouseitsgross becouseittalksabouthaveingsexwthanimales
IM A DOUBLE POSTING DICK WADWTHCHINCANCER
THERE U GO
i fucking know iits weird
from now on im only post my mood as a word that i dont know what it means