im short, i know it, i shake my big booty and show it
i almost forgot about my fun time working last night. i was getting sick of ppl not hearing me yell "next in line" plus that big homogay "childrens miracle network" thing blocked me nicely so ppl are just hearing a voice and looking around like idiots, so i went and got a phonebook and stood on it hahaha. then i tried to get another one cuz i didnt have much space to really move on my little phonebook platform but the white pages werent as big as the yellow pages so i was all uneven. until i just stacked them on top of each other and stood on that lol. i got respect. before, me looking up at ppl like "excuse me, pay your late fees" did nothing. now i tower above them like "bitch, pay your late fees or ill fuckin cut you" and they do. on top of that they buy lord of the rings cards or make a donation, then they run away. what what. *raise the roof push out the walls* it was funny tho, cuz my shoes give me a little bit of height but no, i just need the phone books. at least they didnt make me stand on phone books like when i was in box at regal. no regal didnt make me do that, only a couple times and it wasnt in a mean way we were all kidding around so it was fun. but i did this on my own free will. ppl still didnt hear me sometimes tho, even on the phone books. i had to yell "i can help the next person" like 5 times. ridiculous. if youre next in line, fucking pay attention. dont go wondering what youre gonna have for dinner or pick your ass. then i told them i needed a microphone WHILE standing on the phone books. but that didnt even help on regal, ppl still didnt hear me sometimes. maybe i need to decorate myself in lights and wave a bright yellow flag that says "NEXT" in big red letters while standing on my phone books w/ my microphone. no, even then ill still get dumbasses standing there digging in their fucking ear or talking on their phone not paying attention. oh well, work went by fast last night and it was pretty fun. itll be fun again tonight. i gotta go get ready now tho so g'bye.