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[butterybeans]

Lizzie and Mary and me are all mad at Derrick right now. Because he is a get and we shouldn't talk to him til he apoleojises. (He stuffed snow down the back of Mary's robes and she explaned that girls have to stick to gether so we are all mad.)

And I am mad at Pat because he got mad when I woodn't go out and have a snow fight with the others when

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[grimlyamusing]

Hm, bad Derrick. He shouldn't go upsetting my girl. Nor should Pat. Want me to hurt them for you? Or, possibly, just scare them? I'm good at that, you know.

Yes, homework is evil. We should look into making it all burn in hell. And then we could put the memories in my pensieve and watch them again. Over and over and over and... You get the point.

I'm afraid I've been neglecting you lately. Did you ever get yourself that puppy? Or even think about it any more?

[butterybeans]

You can hurt Derrick but please only scare Pat because I want him back in one piece because I can't figure out this Defence homework. I aktually payed atension dering that leason and I didn't take notes like I usually do so now I'm stuck and any way he sleps with the defence book under his pillow. I know. I've seen it there.

... Is that even possible Sirius?

Yes you have and I'm suposed to be mad at you for it but I'm not so don't worry. I'm mad at two many other peepole to be mad at you. No I didn't get a puppy yet but I have ben thinking and I think I know what one I want.

[grimlyamusing]

Er, okay. So, harm Derrick, scare Patrick. Right... I think I'll call it the Plan of the Ricks. Do you have any other specific directions you'd like to give out before I carry out PotR? Your instructions, you know, are really invaluable.

I dunno. I could try asking Albie, I guess. In fact, I think I'd like to do that. There are some other people things that I'd like to see burn... Unfortunately, though, I doubt it can be managed.

Well, I'm glad; there are already enough people mad at me -- myself included. Well, are you going to tell me about this puppy you want, or not?

[butterybeans]

Er no. I don't even see why you would but Lizzie would say it was cute and it is so I'm not complaning....

Who is Albie?

Whose mad at you!? No I don't think I am going to tell you. You'd probally laugh at me.

[toerag]

Dead sixs? Should I be insulted?

[butterybeans]

Oh no. I'm pretty sure it was a good thing. It might not have been dead sixy. I think I have it rong. Hang on I'll ask her.

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No I was rong. It was dead sexy. Sorry.

[toerag]

... excuse me??

[butterybeans]

Oh don't worry I don't agree with them her.