(no subject)
somewhere in the chaos called my life
i applied for a school loan for 5 million dollars.
i didn't really.
i'm sure they've messed up.
i'm also sure that my financial aid advisor,
nicola, is having a field day, typing me up a nasty letter
to notify me that such an amount is clearly over my budget.
as much as i would enjoy paying off that loan...for the rest of my life
i just want my tuition paid off, no need for hampton vacays or a shiny black beamers.
so please, sallie mae, if you are reading this, please give me my original loan application back.
i have one weekend of freedom, no classes, no work,
right before i jump into the adult world of working, gasp...full-time!!!
i must do something irresponsible and purely unlike anything i've every done.
i applied for a school loan for 5 million dollars.
i didn't really.
i'm sure they've messed up.
i'm also sure that my financial aid advisor,
nicola, is having a field day, typing me up a nasty letter
to notify me that such an amount is clearly over my budget.
as much as i would enjoy paying off that loan...for the rest of my life
i just want my tuition paid off, no need for hampton vacays or a shiny black beamers.
so please, sallie mae, if you are reading this, please give me my original loan application back.
i have one weekend of freedom, no classes, no work,
right before i jump into the adult world of working, gasp...full-time!!!
i must do something irresponsible and purely unlike anything i've every done.