Ranger Log 001 ~ A Brave New World?

[buttery_tech]

Action 1 [503 Ricardo Street // Early Morning]
[You know, it's funny. Bridge actually had a dream like this once. Waking up in a completely different place than you remember falling asleep. But no matter the amount of pinching he did to himself, his body never managed to wake him up. Well then, maybe this wasn't actually a dream? But where was he,

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Action 2

[hangedhourai]

*Someone spends way too much time at this house and is currently walking over to visit to see someone on Shiki's lawn. Yes, this is Shiki's lawn. Once she sees what Bridge is up to there's only one logical conclusion to come to.*

... Are you one of the Kappa?

[buttery_tech]

[This look forever.]

Uh... I don't think so? I'm not even sure what a kappa is.

[You'll have to forgiven Bridge for being uncultured. Does Japan even exist in the future man.

[hangedhourai]

... Oh, in my world this is something a Kappa would normally do.

*Alice looks on in interest since admittedly she only learned how to use half of these things upon arrival to Mayfield.*

[buttery_tech]

Ah, that's pretty neat. Sadly I'm just your average human from 2030. Well, okay. Maybe not completely average. I mean, it's not like your average human has psychic powers... or happens to be a leader of an elite squad that saves the Earth from hostile and wanted aliens.

[Wait a minute...]

Well, no. I guess am kind of average... for the time being at least?

[hangedhourai]

You provoked the Moon Rabbits to begin with. That is your own fault.

[buttery_tech]

...Moon... rabbits?

[hangedhourai]

You would think in the year 2030 you would have learned about the Moon Rabbits...

[buttery_tech]

Oh, come on! You're just pulling my leg now. Humans have been everywhere in the galaxy by that time. If there were actual bunnies on the moon, we'd have found them. I mean, my commander is a dog-fish-alien-humanoid, our chief scientist was a cat girl, and I had to train under a giant orangutan.

[hangedhourai]

Perhaps in that case they do not exist in your version of Earth...

[buttery_tech]

...Oh, wait. Does that mean there's actually different versions of Earth? So there really are multiple universes and timelines... Wow.

[You just opened up a whole new can of scientific worms, Alice. Run while you have a chance.]

So, what is your Earth like then? Did aliens live among you by 2015? Have you guys perfected space travel yet? Do creepy aliens keep trying to invade and destroy empty office buildings downtown?