The evil that is internet

Aug 02, 2008 19:17


Yes, I've finally come back to make another entry after such a long time.

Let's blame the my internet for all the hard work it's done keeping me offline.  O__O   And the evil ass that we call the IPs who have been conspiring against me for the past three weeks.  And the new evil that is my freaking router.  D :    Yeah, thanks a lot linksys for the retarded routers that you make.  I'm so going to get to the bottom of this thing if it's the last thing I do.  But you know, wouldn't it beat all if it's my internet cord like I've been considering for the past three hours.

O___O    What if the whole issues is the retard cord that I have.  That was a problem before hand....perhaps now.  The freaking router says it's fine, but why won't it hook up to the internet.  >   >   Well, let's just go the old fashion way about this.

Miyuki:  Stealing the cord from the main computer and using it for your own purpose?

BW_3rd:  >  >......<   <    It's not like anyone will miss it.  I'm the only one who lives down here.

Tsume:  You know, being defeated by the internet is slightly sad.

BW_3rd:  Do you want me to take away Unreal Tournament from you!  O__O  Don't make me do it man!

Tsume:  Hey, hold on, don't you bring Unreal into this.  Just because I'm stating a fact, you leave it out of this!  It's between you and me!

Blazer:  Considering you're treating it like a real person....I don't know what's sadder.  Her inability to let go of the internet or your obsession with Unreal Tournament.

Tsume:  *grabs Blazer's shirt*  It's not an obsession!  I can quit just about any time I want.

BW_3rd:  I can't quit the internet.

Miyuki: There's a lot of things you can't quit.  The internet is just one of them.

BW_3rd:  ;___;  But it's so sparkling and addictive.  It seduced me.

Blazer: Tsume said something of the sort once.  You sure you're not taking the same OA classes with him?

BW_3rd:  OA?  O__o?

Tsume:  Obsessions Anonyms...

Miyuki: *begins laughing*  You actually go to those classes!!!

Tsume: >  >   I've seen you there quite a bit, so don't you laugh at me.  You always sit in the back and take notes.

Miyuki: O_O   You shut your mouth!  I have a cake to attend to now!  *rushes out*

BW_3rd:  What cake?  There's no cake in the oven...

Tsume:  *smirks*  Yes I'm sure there isn't.

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