Jan 10, 2007 08:08
Series of odd events just now:
7:51: I wake up in dire need of water. No water is available at bed. Make the odd choice of leaving bed to drink from fountain.
7:52: See fat kid with no chin from across the hall. He asks me for my building key, because he locked his keys in his room and needs to get the RA.
7:54: I get water. Really didn't hit the spot. I am not pleased.
7:56: New resident comes out of his room. Looks nigh on thirty. He and I are both looking at the contents of my dry-erase board. There is a drawing of a dinosaur named Frederick and the words "You are standing in a drunk man's urine." I inform him that neither are my doing. He informs me that that is why he will never love me and then leaves. This is our first conversation ever.
7:57: Fat kid with no chin returns with RA who is not Bethany, our RA, but some other disgruntled person with a crappy job. He returns me my key, so I am free to go.
7:58: Quickly realize that the fat kid with no chin is truely stupider than I thought, because of how our building is designed. To get to the other side of the first floor, you need the key. On the other floors, you don't. It follows that he could have gone up the stairs, over to the other side and down the stairs (which we had to do at Halloween). I really shouldn't expect much from someone with a permanent facial expression that says, "I just did something nasty."
And so now I am awake. Half an hour before I intended to. Guess I have to shower now.