But John, that was a new one!
I want to quote myself.
I had just been reading over past entries and there were individual lines here and there that made me laugh out loud. And now I would like to take them out of context and repost them in the hopes of getting you to laugh at me, as well. Enjoy.
"It's supposed to sound like a monkey screech, but to me, it sounds more like a scream of fear, which somehow makes the action all the more fulfilling."
"One thing theater people excel at is gratuitous loitering. That and being loud."
"I will be forced to write you into my play and then kill your character. What a threat."
"The only complexity of that is when you're hugging a girl you're not trying to grope and you have to make sure you don't grope her."
"Concerts are only really fun if you know every single song."
"I'm sort of embittered at the moment (male menstrual cycle or something asinine like that), but still."
"Honestly, did we have to nominate both Voldemort and Emperor Palpatine? To make it even better, they're nominated for the same play."
"Hmm, I need to update my resume and type up the BFA application. Thanks for reminding me, John. Yeah, I just thanked myself."
"Though there was this one girl in that group who looked at me and immediately shouts, 'Who the hell is this? You aren't made of crackers!' I knew I was with the right crowd." (Thanks to
I had just been reading over past entries and there were individual lines here and there that made me laugh out loud. And now I would like to take them out of context and repost them in the hopes of getting you to laugh at me, as well. Enjoy.
"It's supposed to sound like a monkey screech, but to me, it sounds more like a scream of fear, which somehow makes the action all the more fulfilling."
"One thing theater people excel at is gratuitous loitering. That and being loud."
"I will be forced to write you into my play and then kill your character. What a threat."
"The only complexity of that is when you're hugging a girl you're not trying to grope and you have to make sure you don't grope her."
"Concerts are only really fun if you know every single song."
"I'm sort of embittered at the moment (male menstrual cycle or something asinine like that), but still."
"Honestly, did we have to nominate both Voldemort and Emperor Palpatine? To make it even better, they're nominated for the same play."
"Hmm, I need to update my resume and type up the BFA application. Thanks for reminding me, John. Yeah, I just thanked myself."
"Though there was this one girl in that group who looked at me and immediately shouts, 'Who the hell is this? You aren't made of crackers!' I knew I was with the right crowd." (Thanks to