welcome back carter theme song
what the fuck I just checked my schedule, I thought I was suppose to have class today but I guess not. So I woke up at 4AM for nothing. Is this gonna constantly happen for the rest of my life? Hnn?! >:V Waking up early for no apparant reason and staying short for no apparant reason cause of the short sleeping hrs?? xDD
Well anyways Im back, yaay for solid ground! ^0^
Wednesday Adventure:
Got ready that morning. We had to leave NingNing at the house by himself cause no NIGGUHZ! didnt wanna look after a fatty for five days...thanks yall! x3 Well anyway the drive from NC to FL took nine hours...only because my parents were driving the speed limit. If Daniel or me drove we wouldve been in FL around 3 or something.
Daniel slept the whole drive there which was gay cause I had nothing to do......but slap him in the face with my feet while recording it in the process. ill put together a video of that later. We ended up at this place called cocoa beach. It was like ghetto/but not really ghetto/suburbia/tourist/seaside central. It reminded me of that one show Rocket Power only I didnt see any badly dressed discolored kids skating around.
Did some shopping. Didnt go to the beach cause we didnt have time so that was GAY. So we just spent the night in some seaside hotel. Did some more shopping the next morning.
Thursday Adventure:
Right after doing that shopping crap we went to the terminal and got on board our cruise ship. But right before we did, there was azns taking pictures. So all four of us got in the picture and I just stood still acting like I wasnt gonna do anything. But the second before she snapped it, I did some stupid pose. muahahaha.
So for the rest of the day we explored the shippy while it was sailing on whatever ocean we were on. There was MAAAAAAD KA CHIKA CHIKAZ/KA CHIKO CHIKOZ there.....well no not really. But there was a good number. Probably fifteen minutes into the cruise me and daniel got bored cause there was nothing to do. Didnt wanna bask in the sun like everyone else cause they were already staring at us. No doubt most of the ppl there were straight from FL, actin like they never seen nigguhs from up north before. D<
That evening we dined in the Ecstasy Dining Room which was mad fancy. You wouldnt wanna dress down if you tried cause then youd feel awkward or something. After that me and Daniel went scopin’ and ended up in this room called Kaleidoscope....only because there was two girls dancing together and it automatically pulled us in. Sat at the front of the bar where you could see everything and then I noticed one of the girls looked kinda....old, and I was tellin Daniel "..is that a mom!?!"
But that didnt even matter cause about one hour into the club it ended up being nothing BUT cougars and their rich husbands. And the cougars knew all the rap songs that were playing, they were on the dance floor and I was like "holy shit a mom is actually getting low!? *0*" At some point a cruise member got everyone to play a game called MusicalMen. Men down on all fours...women already drunk or getting there...it wasnt a pretty sight. Actually it was cause this one lady was GONE and she was doin some crazy shit on top of this black guy lol xD
After the game the DJ put the music back on. Then Daniel says to me that this blonde lady’s been staring at me hard for a long time. She was staring but not hard, she was drunk or something cause she danced all weird and I would notice her looking my way sometimes. but HOE’D UP! D< It was deep up in there at that hour she had plenty of other faces to stare at! >D And plus I had the youngest looking face in there and she’s like..what....in her early 30s?!
Friday Adventure:
That morning me and Daniel stood at the butt of the ship cause we just got to the Bahamas and oh my GOSH it was like ~paradise~ view. Couldnt wait to swim in that clear water so I put on my bathing suit. We were scheduled a tour of the garden cause everyone else took all the cool tours. Didnt HAVE to schedule one but I was thinking "mmk we go to this crap and after that THEN Ill go swimming". Before that we walked around the main city and thats when the Bahamas got creepy.
Cause we were in the tourist section and there’s mad nigguhs, literally, nigguhs trying to get you to buy/rent shit. I wanted to yell out "nigguh we dont want no shit FOO!" but they woulda whipped out a machete or something. we ended up in this one market place and it creeped me the FUCK out. cause these foo’z apparantly dont know what "space" means. They got their shit stacked up to sell and there’s only about 1ft and a half of walking space between a nigga and their shit.
so after that creepy shit we went to our scheduled tour...fuckin shit took up most of our hours so basically I didnt have time to go to the beach. I COMPLETELY missed the whole purpose of the Bahamas. D< Whole purpose was not to go see the ghettoness of the streets and buildings, but to go ON the beach and check out the hotties but NOoOooOo it didnt happen. I was so pissed off the yingyang. *curls up*
That night was formal night so everybody got all dressed and we went dining again woohoo~ Then after that we dressed down and went back to the Kaleidoscope room for the night. This time it was two white guys, one being drunk, and two black girls dancing with them just for the fuck of it. More and more people kept piling in the room and basically it was all eyes on them. so I was taking pictures of random drunken nigguhs.
Saturday Adventure:
Really nothing to do on this day cause we were heading back to FL. So all me and Daniel did was go to place called Seaside Grill and just eat and eat and eat some more. After that we wandered around and ended up at the butt of the ship again and just stared at the ocean. Then at some point we fell asleep. They were putting up the chairs so we went back to our cabin and just stayed there watching Harry Potter movies on the telli.
Sunday Adventure:
The next morning we went to eat breakfast. Since the room isnt big enough for EVERY single guest, we had to get seated with other ppl. So it was my family, a young couple beside me, and an older couple. After we all ordered whatever we wanted one of the waiters comes back with some food and I get this plate with a banana on it. And im like "whaa?....oh well" and start poking at it. My dad asks me if THAT was all I ordered and why and I was like "I didnt ask for this" with half a banana in my mouth. Apparantly the lady next to me had that banana, well she shoulda said something. >3
The embarking process or whatever took forever cause they called us out by sections and we were like, 24 or something. So by the time it was up to section 20 I was already going crazy and breaking Daniel’s wrists and poking at some unknown cheese. On the drive back we ended up at these outlets. The FL outlets SUCK!! At least the area we were in cause I was like "...where the FUCK is the hotness at?! Aint nothin but old ppl and ugly bitches! D<" So I took my mind off of that by buying shit at the converse store.
We got home and I swung open the garage door and yelled out "NING NING! ^w^" and there it is meowing alot cause it probably didnt know why we were gone for five days. I ran down the stares and gwomped its fattyness. Then I accidently kicked it in the face when I turned around to run back up. >.>;;;
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In conclusion, NEVER!!! EVER! D< take stupid ass TOURS when youre in some place really flippin cool cause since I didnt even experience the Bahamas for what it is..I dont even wanna acknowledge the fact that I went there! xD ill talk about all the GHETTO shit ive seen but thats about it. so NEVER! take tours. EVER! unless youre old or something. Thats it. ohyeah and myspace needs to quit bein gay with the whole "new blog post!" crap cause I already knew who posted up what about two weeks ago. and half the shit thats been posted, I cant even read so really whats the point yo >:V
Well anyways Im back, yaay for solid ground! ^0^
Wednesday Adventure:
Got ready that morning. We had to leave NingNing at the house by himself cause no NIGGUHZ! didnt wanna look after a fatty for five days...thanks yall! x3 Well anyway the drive from NC to FL took nine hours...only because my parents were driving the speed limit. If Daniel or me drove we wouldve been in FL around 3 or something.
Daniel slept the whole drive there which was gay cause I had nothing to do......but slap him in the face with my feet while recording it in the process. ill put together a video of that later. We ended up at this place called cocoa beach. It was like ghetto/but not really ghetto/suburbia/tourist/seaside central. It reminded me of that one show Rocket Power only I didnt see any badly dressed discolored kids skating around.
Did some shopping. Didnt go to the beach cause we didnt have time so that was GAY. So we just spent the night in some seaside hotel. Did some more shopping the next morning.
Thursday Adventure:
Right after doing that shopping crap we went to the terminal and got on board our cruise ship. But right before we did, there was azns taking pictures. So all four of us got in the picture and I just stood still acting like I wasnt gonna do anything. But the second before she snapped it, I did some stupid pose. muahahaha.
So for the rest of the day we explored the shippy while it was sailing on whatever ocean we were on. There was MAAAAAAD KA CHIKA CHIKAZ/KA CHIKO CHIKOZ there.....well no not really. But there was a good number. Probably fifteen minutes into the cruise me and daniel got bored cause there was nothing to do. Didnt wanna bask in the sun like everyone else cause they were already staring at us. No doubt most of the ppl there were straight from FL, actin like they never seen nigguhs from up north before. D<
That evening we dined in the Ecstasy Dining Room which was mad fancy. You wouldnt wanna dress down if you tried cause then youd feel awkward or something. After that me and Daniel went scopin’ and ended up in this room called Kaleidoscope....only because there was two girls dancing together and it automatically pulled us in. Sat at the front of the bar where you could see everything and then I noticed one of the girls looked kinda....old, and I was tellin Daniel "..is that a mom!?!"
But that didnt even matter cause about one hour into the club it ended up being nothing BUT cougars and their rich husbands. And the cougars knew all the rap songs that were playing, they were on the dance floor and I was like "holy shit a mom is actually getting low!? *0*" At some point a cruise member got everyone to play a game called MusicalMen. Men down on all fours...women already drunk or getting there...it wasnt a pretty sight. Actually it was cause this one lady was GONE and she was doin some crazy shit on top of this black guy lol xD
After the game the DJ put the music back on. Then Daniel says to me that this blonde lady’s been staring at me hard for a long time. She was staring but not hard, she was drunk or something cause she danced all weird and I would notice her looking my way sometimes. but HOE’D UP! D< It was deep up in there at that hour she had plenty of other faces to stare at! >D And plus I had the youngest looking face in there and she’s like..what....in her early 30s?!
Friday Adventure:
That morning me and Daniel stood at the butt of the ship cause we just got to the Bahamas and oh my GOSH it was like ~paradise~ view. Couldnt wait to swim in that clear water so I put on my bathing suit. We were scheduled a tour of the garden cause everyone else took all the cool tours. Didnt HAVE to schedule one but I was thinking "mmk we go to this crap and after that THEN Ill go swimming". Before that we walked around the main city and thats when the Bahamas got creepy.
Cause we were in the tourist section and there’s mad nigguhs, literally, nigguhs trying to get you to buy/rent shit. I wanted to yell out "nigguh we dont want no shit FOO!" but they woulda whipped out a machete or something. we ended up in this one market place and it creeped me the FUCK out. cause these foo’z apparantly dont know what "space" means. They got their shit stacked up to sell and there’s only about 1ft and a half of walking space between a nigga and their shit.
so after that creepy shit we went to our scheduled tour...fuckin shit took up most of our hours so basically I didnt have time to go to the beach. I COMPLETELY missed the whole purpose of the Bahamas. D< Whole purpose was not to go see the ghettoness of the streets and buildings, but to go ON the beach and check out the hotties but NOoOooOo it didnt happen. I was so pissed off the yingyang. *curls up*
That night was formal night so everybody got all dressed and we went dining again woohoo~ Then after that we dressed down and went back to the Kaleidoscope room for the night. This time it was two white guys, one being drunk, and two black girls dancing with them just for the fuck of it. More and more people kept piling in the room and basically it was all eyes on them. so I was taking pictures of random drunken nigguhs.
Saturday Adventure:
Really nothing to do on this day cause we were heading back to FL. So all me and Daniel did was go to place called Seaside Grill and just eat and eat and eat some more. After that we wandered around and ended up at the butt of the ship again and just stared at the ocean. Then at some point we fell asleep. They were putting up the chairs so we went back to our cabin and just stayed there watching Harry Potter movies on the telli.
Sunday Adventure:
The next morning we went to eat breakfast. Since the room isnt big enough for EVERY single guest, we had to get seated with other ppl. So it was my family, a young couple beside me, and an older couple. After we all ordered whatever we wanted one of the waiters comes back with some food and I get this plate with a banana on it. And im like "whaa?....oh well" and start poking at it. My dad asks me if THAT was all I ordered and why and I was like "I didnt ask for this" with half a banana in my mouth. Apparantly the lady next to me had that banana, well she shoulda said something. >3
The embarking process or whatever took forever cause they called us out by sections and we were like, 24 or something. So by the time it was up to section 20 I was already going crazy and breaking Daniel’s wrists and poking at some unknown cheese. On the drive back we ended up at these outlets. The FL outlets SUCK!! At least the area we were in cause I was like "...where the FUCK is the hotness at?! Aint nothin but old ppl and ugly bitches! D<" So I took my mind off of that by buying shit at the converse store.
We got home and I swung open the garage door and yelled out "NING NING! ^w^" and there it is meowing alot cause it probably didnt know why we were gone for five days. I ran down the stares and gwomped its fattyness. Then I accidently kicked it in the face when I turned around to run back up. >.>;;;
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In conclusion, NEVER!!! EVER! D< take stupid ass TOURS when youre in some place really flippin cool cause since I didnt even experience the Bahamas for what it is..I dont even wanna acknowledge the fact that I went there! xD ill talk about all the GHETTO shit ive seen but thats about it. so NEVER! take tours. EVER! unless youre old or something. Thats it. ohyeah and myspace needs to quit bein gay with the whole "new blog post!" crap cause I already knew who posted up what about two weeks ago. and half the shit thats been posted, I cant even read so really whats the point yo >:V