Chillin with the Bros

Aug 25, 2007 11:33

There's no way I can eat a tiny pizza and do homework at the same time. So I was staring at the telli and thinking "...fuck it whats one day missed." And I mostly know what we did in that class so by Tuesday ill have the things needed to be turned in other than the project. Cause I dont know how to really do it. In web animation class I was doing my typical cursing routine. Brian sits next to me in that class; him and Matt were online talking about MMOs, and the first thing that I said to jump into that conversation was "whats a good MMO?". And I knew right then I was somewhat of my old nerdy self again. What has college done to me!?! Dx

I can hear my mommy talking on the phone, she sounded like a japanese for a second.

Well anyway when we got to Fayette Bill me and Daniel went to FunFunFun. I only had enough tokens for one game so I spent most of my time watching Skeet play. Skeet is the guy who is good at InitialD, he seems to be good at most of the games on our side of the FunFunFun complex...only because he's TALL. Dx [referring to PIU] I didnt stay there long so I went to venture at the mall only to find that no one was there. I found Tim&Friends so I tagged along with them for a bit until Amber called me. "Hello?", I asked. "Hey", she answered. "Who is this??", I asked. "Its Amber", she said. After a quick talk about chillin with the bros, Im thinking why does her voice have to sound so CUTE over the fucking PHONE?! Dx Went over to her house to chill with the bros, her and Robert.

We were gonna pick up this girl named Elaina. We had to be on the side of base has the houses that Robert claims to look like "rugrat houses". We picked her up and while driving back I hear Amber say "oh weed!" I look over and there's a dime or a nick in between the both of us. The first thing I thought was "I HAD WEED IN MY CAR THIS WHOLE TIME?! WTF WHAT IF A COP PULLED ME OVER WHO THE HELL LEFT THIS SHIT IN HERE?!!". But then I realized it was Elaina who had it. She's coo, not like every other new person I meet where we dont really talk to one another.

We went over to this neighborhood where Amber's friend Dalton lives. Its like one of those hoods where EVERY house is the same, due to military reason. Families are constantly outside and kids are on every block and the streets...the STREETS are so crowded you wonder why they dont just widen the streets a little bit for ppl to get through. Amber got out the car to go to his house, I had to keep moving cause a car was behind me so we went in a big ass circle and parked back where we started to wait for her runaway ass.

After that we went to this bowling alley to chill with the bros in the pool room. The bowling alley got all "high tech" with these wide screen computers, theyre everywhere. We basically stayed in the pool room all day. I got online sometimes but that shit only gives you about 8 minutes a dollar. At some point the whole situation turned into a "robert and amber have sex on the pool table while I be the shirtless camera person and elaina watches". Never worked really but I got as far as having my shirt up, belt unbuckled and pants unzipped. We migrated to the car and everyone was sharing Elaina's PSP playing that one damn azn game where all you do it collect JUNK. We went to her house to get the charger and then went back to Amber's house.

For a short while we were sitting on the couches watching a cooking channel, just watching it. And then the whole "sex and shirtless camera person" ordeal popped up again. Amber was forcing me to lie down, Robert was just watching, and Elaina was standing back laughing like an evil druglord. And Im going "waitWAIT what are you doing!!? @__@;;" And I kept hearing this "quick hold her down so I can do it!". and Im thinking 'wait WTF is she gonna do to me??" Her head kept moving downwards towards my pants so I kept crawling away. But then she mounts me and whispers this "please" right INTO my ear. so cute, but so wrong TwT;; there was a silence for a second and Amber yells out "goddamnitjustletmeLICKIT!!". It all migrated on the couch and Elaina ended up hold me back by my arms, Amber pulled the brim of my pants a little lower and did something that made me squirm. And Robert just watched. xD

After the bro rape sequence, we went into the kitchen to make a big pot of ramen. We sat at each corner of the coffee table eating ramen and watching Amityville Horror. Amber ate hers with ranch, Robert's with hotsauce, Elaina had hers regular, and I grabbed an egg I woulda had it with my ramen. After eating I just laid there on the couch with a pillow over me. Everytime Amber came in from the kitchen she'd push my legs apart to lay herself on top of me and snuggle for a bit. nee! ^w^ I stayed there until midnight cause the last time I stayed at a house real late, I ended up falling asleep there only to wake up with a hangover.

Elaina: aahahaha!
Amber: QUICK. Robert hold her arms down
*moves her head down towards my pants*
Mouse: whaa?! *0*
Robert: But I dont want it to be rape :V
Amber: Doesnt matter just DOIT
Mouse: wait what are you gonna do to me!?
......two seconds of silence.......
Amber: goddamnitjustletmeLICK IT!!
Mouse: @__@;;

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