15 Minutes to Close
my hair is in the process of being in a frozen like state until the sun comes out to beat it to death with its heat rays.
well anyway i sent heart shaped envelopes along the 540 highway so they can travel over to kristal. then she called me, i guess they got there, and she wasnt feeling well. And once I established that over the phone I came to the conclusion that she was doing way too much coke. So once she sounds better then Ill know she eased off on it. We decided to go out even though it was like..8 at night.
I watched this midget with no neck pop n lock on the telli, it was terrible based on what ive seen in the past. xD We went to Outback to eat out, so I now owe her a little less than twenty bucks worth of food. So I either pay her back asap, or try not to get her to buy me food again. @.@; We were sitting right at the door where the hostesses gather and then another small crowd of girls come. They were all talking about colleges or something I wasnt really listening, and I was thinking "thank god I wasnt born in Raleigh". Cause I wouldve turned out as one of them, a Laguna Beach Girl is the right term that I use.
Laguna Beach Girl - preferably a white girl NOT living on the coast. Usually traveling in packs no smaller than two. Comes in selective shades of brunette, blonde, or dirty blonde; hair length no longer than the shoulder blades and not as short as my hair. Wears big ass shades, bags like Coach or your typical "im bummin today" bag. Not to be confused with a scene girl because you usually find LB girls around places like A&F, Hollister, and Aero or anywhere with large amounts of people.
It also made me realize that I hate "The Hills" but Ive watched it before. I couldnt finish the burger I had, because the bread is so FREAKIN good. After that we went to Barnes&Nobles so she could buy some magazines and books. They didnt have MixMag there either so I pulled out my Muffin Bazooka and hell began. Went to the CD section and she was talking with her friend while I decided to type in "MOUSE WAS HURR" on every cd tester machine there. xD Then I heard the announcements say "we are closing in 15 minutes". So if I hear something like that [other than in an arcade] Id like to buy my stuff right away and leave. Kristal decided to walk us through EVERY aisle of the store and asking if I could help her find erotic books.
Almost EVERY book up in there constitutes as erotica! xDD "Magic Time" "Greg Cox" "Hello Kitty"....tell me those arent erotic as they come. We were RIGHT THERE near the register and this chick was hanging over the desk waiting for us I guess. And Kristal decides to go through every aisle of the discount section and Im just standing there telling her "there's nothing here hurry up and just buy ur stuff! @w@;;"
Kristal: *looks* I want this book
Mouse: well fine go get it and lets go
Kristal: *looks more*
Mouse: @.@;;;
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Mouse: hurry up :V
Kristal: *looks more* They have a book on how to draw manga--
Mouse: I DONT GIVE A FUCK! xDDD
She finally bought her stuff and we walked out the store that I just muffin bnazooka-ed. And I told her about how I need to find the Universal Remote so we could pause time around us and break into the Old Navy nextdoor so I could steal all their pants. She then asked me if I even liked Old Navy pants, I dont. We drove out this remote side of the lot and suddenly got this orgasm from saying Glenwood. xD
well anyway i sent heart shaped envelopes along the 540 highway so they can travel over to kristal. then she called me, i guess they got there, and she wasnt feeling well. And once I established that over the phone I came to the conclusion that she was doing way too much coke. So once she sounds better then Ill know she eased off on it. We decided to go out even though it was like..8 at night.
I watched this midget with no neck pop n lock on the telli, it was terrible based on what ive seen in the past. xD We went to Outback to eat out, so I now owe her a little less than twenty bucks worth of food. So I either pay her back asap, or try not to get her to buy me food again. @.@; We were sitting right at the door where the hostesses gather and then another small crowd of girls come. They were all talking about colleges or something I wasnt really listening, and I was thinking "thank god I wasnt born in Raleigh". Cause I wouldve turned out as one of them, a Laguna Beach Girl is the right term that I use.
Laguna Beach Girl - preferably a white girl NOT living on the coast. Usually traveling in packs no smaller than two. Comes in selective shades of brunette, blonde, or dirty blonde; hair length no longer than the shoulder blades and not as short as my hair. Wears big ass shades, bags like Coach or your typical "im bummin today" bag. Not to be confused with a scene girl because you usually find LB girls around places like A&F, Hollister, and Aero or anywhere with large amounts of people.
It also made me realize that I hate "The Hills" but Ive watched it before. I couldnt finish the burger I had, because the bread is so FREAKIN good. After that we went to Barnes&Nobles so she could buy some magazines and books. They didnt have MixMag there either so I pulled out my Muffin Bazooka and hell began. Went to the CD section and she was talking with her friend while I decided to type in "MOUSE WAS HURR" on every cd tester machine there. xD Then I heard the announcements say "we are closing in 15 minutes". So if I hear something like that [other than in an arcade] Id like to buy my stuff right away and leave. Kristal decided to walk us through EVERY aisle of the store and asking if I could help her find erotic books.
Almost EVERY book up in there constitutes as erotica! xDD "Magic Time" "Greg Cox" "Hello Kitty"....tell me those arent erotic as they come. We were RIGHT THERE near the register and this chick was hanging over the desk waiting for us I guess. And Kristal decides to go through every aisle of the discount section and Im just standing there telling her "there's nothing here hurry up and just buy ur stuff! @w@;;"
Kristal: *looks* I want this book
Mouse: well fine go get it and lets go
Kristal: *looks more*
Mouse: @.@;;;
~~~~~~
Mouse: hurry up :V
Kristal: *looks more* They have a book on how to draw manga--
Mouse: I DONT GIVE A FUCK! xDDD
She finally bought her stuff and we walked out the store that I just muffin bnazooka-ed. And I told her about how I need to find the Universal Remote so we could pause time around us and break into the Old Navy nextdoor so I could steal all their pants. She then asked me if I even liked Old Navy pants, I dont. We drove out this remote side of the lot and suddenly got this orgasm from saying Glenwood. xD