Haven't gotten screwed enough lately? The solution is...
... go to the Post Office and try to mail something. I just had to pay eight dollars to mail a stuffed dolphin and a box of cinnamon twists to Lancaster. Goddamn post office. It makes me feel like quoting Joe Pesci. "They fuck you at the post office! They fuck you because they know you have shit to mail and you're not going to go somewhere else to fucking do it." Fucking post office.