Christina Watches...
SAILOR MOON
So, let's be clear like apart from Tumblr and the tweetings of dear dear
notacute I have like no clue what Sailor Moon is about. There is like some girls in uniforms and they fight stuff in space? IDK. So, I decided to give it a go, you know twenty years late or whatever.
So, this seems fun. Ho hum. Little cat. Chick. She's a bit EVERY PERSON HERO, I kind of like her. Hm.
If you are the hero of this show like well done you but you need to study harder sweetie. Like put down the fate of the universe and DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
LOOK AT THIS BLONDE LITTLE SHIT. I SHALL NAME YOU DRACO MALFOY.
Momma Jewellery/ Momma Shiny Sparkles is like evil. I can tell this is gonna be a thing.
IT'S A THING!
Hey, if I just mutter evilly to myself no one will ever suspect a thing.
AND OH HEY MYSTERIOUS GUY WEARING SUNGLASSES YOUR NAME ISN'T HORATIO CAINE AND THIS ISN'T AN EPISODE OF CSI. SO TAKE EM OFF MYSTERIOUS GUY. is this that guy whose like outfit is a tuxedo mask? wait is that dude like does he just have the mask or like a tuxedo made of masks?
HE WHIPPED THE GLASSES OFF.
AWW YEAH SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
the cat is talking what the fuuuuuck
also, like if the dad does not have blonde hair then what the fuck
why do all the girls weak and shit sound like sexytimes? WRONG
MOMMA SHINY SPARKLES YOU NEED TO BACK OUT OF THE DRAMATIC MOOD LIGHTING.
CREEPY ASS WINDOW WHAT THE FUCK GIRL GET OUT OF BED SOMETHING IS IN YOUR ROOM :O
what the fuck cat what the fuck
so is this that whole magical girl transformation thing?
is her hair fucking talking?
DOES EVERYTHING TALK?
WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE? they realise this is a kids show right? RIGHT?
his name is tuxedo mask i cannot stop laughing i just no
AND HIS WEAPON OF CHOICE IS A ROSE
tiarang
like a boomerang made of tiaras
AND THEN TUXEDO DUDE DISAPPEARS. WHAT IS YOUR DEAL TUXEDO DUDE
also if you are not the dude who whips his glasses back and forth then I will eat my metaphorical hat.
And that is the episode?
IDK it was okay? I neither loved nor hated it.
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So, let's be clear like apart from Tumblr and the tweetings of dear dear
notacute I have like no clue what Sailor Moon is about. There is like some girls in uniforms and they fight stuff in space? IDK. So, I decided to give it a go, you know twenty years late or whatever.
So, this seems fun. Ho hum. Little cat. Chick. She's a bit EVERY PERSON HERO, I kind of like her. Hm.
If you are the hero of this show like well done you but you need to study harder sweetie. Like put down the fate of the universe and DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
LOOK AT THIS BLONDE LITTLE SHIT. I SHALL NAME YOU DRACO MALFOY.
Momma Jewellery/ Momma Shiny Sparkles is like evil. I can tell this is gonna be a thing.
IT'S A THING!
Hey, if I just mutter evilly to myself no one will ever suspect a thing.
AND OH HEY MYSTERIOUS GUY WEARING SUNGLASSES YOUR NAME ISN'T HORATIO CAINE AND THIS ISN'T AN EPISODE OF CSI. SO TAKE EM OFF MYSTERIOUS GUY. is this that guy whose like outfit is a tuxedo mask? wait is that dude like does he just have the mask or like a tuxedo made of masks?
HE WHIPPED THE GLASSES OFF.
AWW YEAH SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
the cat is talking what the fuuuuuck
also, like if the dad does not have blonde hair then what the fuck
why do all the girls weak and shit sound like sexytimes? WRONG
MOMMA SHINY SPARKLES YOU NEED TO BACK OUT OF THE DRAMATIC MOOD LIGHTING.
CREEPY ASS WINDOW WHAT THE FUCK GIRL GET OUT OF BED SOMETHING IS IN YOUR ROOM :O
what the fuck cat what the fuck
so is this that whole magical girl transformation thing?
is her hair fucking talking?
DOES EVERYTHING TALK?
WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE? they realise this is a kids show right? RIGHT?
his name is tuxedo mask i cannot stop laughing i just no
AND HIS WEAPON OF CHOICE IS A ROSE
tiarang
like a boomerang made of tiaras
AND THEN TUXEDO DUDE DISAPPEARS. WHAT IS YOUR DEAL TUXEDO DUDE
also if you are not the dude who whips his glasses back and forth then I will eat my metaphorical hat.
And that is the episode?
IDK it was okay? I neither loved nor hated it.
This entry was originally posted at http://tempusfrangit.dreamwidth.org/395527.html. Please comment there using OpenID.